what is the best wise crack, smart azz, funniest thing you have heard a kid say
2007-03-14 01:17:35 · 12 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
plz stop the thumbs down
it is just rude and uncalled for
2007-03-14 01:27:49 · update #1
When I was pregnant My 5 yr old son asked me why my belly was getting bigger. Because of the baby growing. He thought about it for awile then asked me is there another baby in my butt?!
2007-03-14 02:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by laceywat1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i don't know about wise crack or smart azz.. but.. the funniest thing i've heard was when my nieces there were 4 of them were sitting down to color..
twins, and 2 sisters.
One of the twins said, "Butterflies take 3 days to come out of the cocoon"
then the eldest said, "No. they don't.. TWO days NOT three...i learned it in school"
then the other twin said, "maybe that butterfly was sleeping for a day"
I couldn't stop laughing after i heard that.
2007-03-14 08:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was with my kids who were at that time 1 and 4. We were in KFC with my mother and I had just gotten divorced from my husband. I had my youngest sitting on the counter and she started babbling "dada dada dada" (her dad left when she was 6 weeks old) and my oldest one said, "Stop it, Michele. You don't even know who your daddy is." The employees and the customers looked at me like I was the biggest whore in the world. I could have crawled under a rock and died.
2007-03-14 08:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My son was about 2.5 when he heard his daddy tell the dog to "shut the f*** up", so he repeated exactly what he said. It was clear as day LOL!
2007-03-14 08:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by PfcsBaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I ever heard a kid say was a joke. The kid was 5 yrs. old. This was his joke :
Do you know who "Darth Vader" is? (Star Wars)
Did you know that he has a sister?
Her name is "ELE-Vader".
2007-03-14 08:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Double J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was pulling a splinter out of my youngest daughters foot and she was crying ya know and my 4 year old daughter looks at me and says mommies don't do that to their kids-bustin out laughin-very funny\!
2007-03-14 08:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My 2 year old asked me why some people have wheels.
2007-03-14 08:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
my daughter was being harassed by a store owner , she smiled sweetly at the bald guy and said "I'll shine your head for a nickle."
2007-03-14 08:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No Bitc* I am not going to do that!!!
My lil cuz was sitting on his moms lap and she was trying to get him to say peoples names and that is what he said clear as day too!!!
2007-03-14 08:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by Dove 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
my twin god kids...the little boy whines alot...and his sister picked up on the phrase he says...one day when he was cry and throwing his usual fits..she started imitating him...and mocking him by saying I want my cupie ...I want my papa....It caught us all off guard....they are only two...lol
2007-03-14 08:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋