i had a very bad day so far can someone cheer me up?

Answer 1

Here's an African joke for you, enjoy...

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"



Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.



The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!



Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.



"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!


Moral of this story....



Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience

Answer 2

Awww, poor you, well, I'm sitting here, thinking that I should be outside enjoying the sunshine. & knowing I have to head to work in an hour or so.

Sorry you're having a bad day, but when I'm feeling really down I just rememebr that I'm fairly healthy, have all my mental faculties (well the one's I've ever had), have 2 working legs & 2 working arms, my sight, hearing, & things could be a hell of a lot worse!!!!

My general outlook on life is worry about today, yesterday can't be changed & tomorrow hasn't happened yet, so deal with whatever today throws @ you as if it's all you've got to worry about & wake up tomorrow as a fresh day.

Answer 3

I also have had a bad day. I woke up this morning to a disgusting smell and had to play hunt the cat crap to find it behind the sofa.

I had nothing ironed for work so found a crumpled shirt to iron. In my haste to get the ironing board up, I dropped the hot iron, burning a nice iron print into my carpet.

I got caught be a speed camera on my way to work, so I now await my fine and 3 points.

I checked my online bank statement today and found that due to a mistake with amending a standing order, I was £300 over drawn and I'm now facing charges.

I'm going into town at lunch to buy myself the biggest chocolate bar I can find!!

Answer 4

Hello ! Sorry to hear that . Don't focus on the bad things that had happened cos you can't change the past . But instead focus your energy on how you are going to turn this bad day into a better one. Instead of spending your effort and time brooding over the bad things, convert this same effort and time thinking how to make yourself feel better and happier. Remember , you cannot change what's already happen, but you can make a difference to what is going to happen. CHEERS !!!

Answer 5

Ok, i'll try to cheer you up with my Joke.
Job Competition:

Two bright young engineers applied for the same position at a computer company. Since they had identical qualifications, the company asked the two applicants to take a ten-question test. At the conclusion of the test, one of the applicants was called into the manager's office. "I have graded the test, and you both scored nine correct answers and got one answer wrong. Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant." "And why would you choose him if we both got nine questions correct?" asked the rejected applicant. "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager. "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired. "Simple," said the Department manager, "The other gentleman answered Question #5, 'I don't know.' Your answer to Question #5 was, 'Neither do I.'" ...

Answer 6

Cheer up Natasha, tomorrow is only a few hours away. It might turn out to be your best day ever! Go on, smile a little.

Answer 7

Uh...if it helps, my day was filled with going to a place I hate (high school) filled with people I loathe, and I felt sick all day and almost vomitted in the lunch room. And then I yelled at someone for wearing a yellow shirt.

Answer 8

undesirable you, it particularly is undesirable. something that usually helps me is to undergo in techniques that each and every person human beings have undesirable days each and every now and then, and that i constantly get via them. I presecribe a calming evening to watch for. You upload the aspects of each and every of the failings you particularly choose to do, so invite your companion, in case you have one, or a best mate, and have something scrumptious to consume, watching your primary comedian action picture. Then in line with possibility a rub down and a candlelit tub. wish that helps! the next day would be greater useful x

Answer 9

Remember this will pass, when bad things come good things come soon after so dont worry just listen to some nice music something your in the mood for and remember i love you!!

Answer 10

Some one remembers
someone cares
your name is whispered in somebodys prayers
keep the beautiful feeling of love in view
someone is always thinking of you.
Peace