Now I've got a bunch of cereal and no milk!What's their problem?
2007-03-13 23:29:55 · 14 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Because they are just about the most cold, heartless, selfish, rotten piece of garbage, piled up in a sewer hole, draining the life supply out of any form of human life, loser, spineless, piece of good for nothing slimebag to ever set foot on this green and blue sphere that we call earth!
To fix the situation at hand, this is what ol' SenoritaFartsSALot wants you to do....you are gonna march on down to the drugstore, and you are gonna buy another carton of milk....along with a nice extra dose of ex-lax, that you will then crush into fine bits...and put ever so sweetly into that milk container!...Make sure you hand it over with a caring, warm smile on that face of yours. Now you should be on your merry way. SenoritaFartsALot signing off.
2007-03-13 23:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Senorita Farts A Lot 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some people are just rude and well, to my way of thinking, just sick! First of all why are they drinking milk? To me it's just icky. Secondly, how rude they are to leave the people who enjoy breakfast cereal nothing to put on it but water! That is even ickier than putting milk on it!
2007-03-14 06:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by penelopejanepitstop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, milk isn't exclusively for cereal only. Milk is a fine, refreshing beverage with any meal or all by itself.
So your problem isn't that you have no milk for your cereal, your problem is that you have no milk, period!
I hope this helps.
2007-03-14 06:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a cow since you can't get the milk for free.
2007-03-14 07:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they didn't know you were going to have cereal. It's not hard to go to the shop and get some.
2007-03-14 06:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by Claire H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't you buy enough milk when you went shopping? Clearly this is really all YOUR fault.
2007-03-14 08:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by rosekm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a personal problem.
2007-03-14 06:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by ill take it straight with no ice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Direktor,
Sounds like a damn fine excuse to leave the house a little early and treat yourself to breakfast somewhere...
2007-03-14 06:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfsburgh 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is this the number 1 biggest problem in your life...???
2007-03-14 06:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by bluelitttt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the culprit who drank it all
2007-03-14 06:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mary O 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋