someone i know wants to catch a ride
2007-03-13 22:27:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
When they leave---
they really don't go that far - but --
from time to time--- when they arrive
they've come from a long long way off !!
They don't DO volunteers--- they prefer
to choose very carefully for themselves !!
2007-03-13 22:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know when the next UFO leaves,
My x , he has a ticket,
I had to buy it for him,
And Then I got to pick it,
Pick the time it takes off,
Plus where it will land ,
Its somewhere far away from here ,
The place I hear - Isn't grand.
My x he cant wait to go,
He's already packed and ready,
He thinks he's coming back here,
But he's about to rock steady.
I am glad I won't be joining him,
on this UFO trip,
Man is he gonna freak,
And bite his bottom lip.
I am packing him this special note,
So that he will remember,
Just what he did to me,
This just passed December.
It is a note that he will find,
It looks like love letter,
But it is too his surprise,
When he reads it better,
A, Dear John, Before you left,
I hope you had a beer,
Cause your never coming back
UFO stands for U Freakin Out of here!!
LOL Is that cool or what ? Thanks for the question!
2007-03-14 05:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by lee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"m not that stupid,I see this as another human ploy to try to capture one of us.
I keep my UFO hidden,and I usually disguise myself pretty good.
I have made a few mistakes but I learned my lesson.
One day I disguised myself as a wiener,people started throwing onions and relish in my face,it was very frightening,I barely escaped with my life,I won't make that mistake again.
I try not to get too close to humans,they are so ugly.
If we get captured we are supposed to kill ourselves to prevent retaliation for some imagined anal probe or something.
You'll know when we are leaving when you see my UFO flying away.so forget about a ride. Bye!
2007-03-14 07:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
March 25th from the Andrews Air Base approx 10:25 p.m. Go and watch the pretty lights.
2007-03-14 05:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your friend huh? sure. we all know that it's you that wants to ride the space pony. unfortunately, you missed the boat. the next one isn't until the year 2012 so you have some time.
2007-03-14 05:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by brandon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think some of the people in Roswell know, but you would have to check the listings. You missed the last big one by about fifty years. :-)
2007-03-14 06:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by Fish 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that flights full but we have 2 seats on the zzx42
2007 july 7th gmt from edinburgh arthurs seat
£23,485 per seat
2007-03-14 05:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by q6656303 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh no!! yyou just missed it by 2 minuutes...dang you've gotta wait for the next one. in about 200 years..
2007-03-14 05:31:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
May be the next minute.
2007-03-14 05:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Gilly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it will be leaving 2 sec ago.
2007-03-14 13:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by Raven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋