the second i step foot in the house, she has my fatdickk plopped in her mouth and she is giving me a juicy slurpjob until i bustanut in her eye? i would like to commence training tomorrow so hurry with the advice please
2007-03-13 20:02:05 · 28 answers · asked by john b 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh... sounds like you need one of these:
http://www.realdoll.com
Have fun, you sly dog, you.
2007-03-13 20:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by p37ry 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
LOL- do u think she'll be that submissive to u??
If u do have an open relationship, why not just ask her to do this??...she might be slightly offended but try to put it forward in a loving way ...i guess..-LOL
if u don't wanna ask, u can always start by:
1) when u get home u tease her foreplay
2) go down on her but don't follow through with sex
3) repeat this until she gets frustrated &starts giving u a bj (still dont follow through)
4) do that untill she repeats her reaction
5) before u know it, her frastration will have her backing u into the kitchen counter &stuff
....& u may just get what u want: the key is for u 2become a tease...
2007-03-14 03:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix21 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TRAIN you wife? Bud, trainig is for pets, not humans. If you would treat her like a cherised partner instead of an object, maybe she would be willig to indulge in your childish fantasies.
Women are much more open to ideas with a partner (not a trainer) who is kind, considerate and helps around the house.
I hope she dumps you soon.
2007-03-14 03:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by tlcats 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is she your wife or your dog?training?You need to be trained that as soon as you walk in the door you go to the kitchen and cook her dinner and do dishes and clean and cook.Your attitude might make you another John Bobbitt.Also Why you want to bust a nut in her eye?why not in her mouth.Swallow?
2007-03-14 03:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by mosrider2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though ur question is wierd i would say the first thing is stop thinkin that you need to train her shes not an animal..............inspire her, motivate her or simply tell her what you want this is a minor problem unless u both are into dominatrix stuff
2007-03-14 03:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by exceptionallyexceptional 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would recommend stronly you talk to her as you are married and explain to her how it makes you feel. mind you you should be open to comprimise or the idea rejected. A nice weekend with an all expense paid trip and a nice piece of jewelry and repeatedly telling her how important she is to you and how much you appriciate her could open the negotiation. good luck
2007-03-14 03:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by theblackbeatles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you living in the real world or what? Do to your wife what you want her to do to you and you may just be th elucky one. My hubby always starts me off first, not expecting me to dtart things off first, and we both love it . A fatdick to the head may be what you need to get some reality buster.
2007-03-14 03:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by mamabear_45 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just posting for 2 points.
Get the real doll, I think that would be money well spent for you. Thumbs up to the guy to posted the link.
2007-03-14 03:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by Poppet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would be most helpful for her if you could borrow the Hubble Space Telescope from NASA... that way your wife might just be able to recognize your erect member.
2007-03-14 03:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by No More 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Train your wife? What is she a dog! sounds like your the dog!
2007-03-14 03:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by teddiflower 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like you don't want a wife you want a whore. I hope she reads this and leaves your sorry a**. She is not a dog and you need to have more respect for women!
2007-03-14 03:12:55 · answer #11 · answered by supergir1_13 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋