Me and a good FEMALE friend were making jokes about all the cheating rules there are, and we came up with alot of them just wondered what some where in case we dont know of some of them
2007-03-13 19:12:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I am looking for the funny ones.. kinda like you are not cheating if you are in a different zip code, we just wanted to see what people had heard before..
2007-03-13 19:18:35 · update #1
Oh lord I am not going to cheat, and I am not twisted just wanted to hear what we may not know.. here are some we know
Its not cheating if you are in a different area code
Its not cheating if you dont kiss
Its not cheating if when you left the house you had no plan to do it
Its not cheating if you sleep with someone you have slept with before..
thanks again
2007-03-13 19:32:08 · update #2
How much easier can this get, why do people read the darn headline and think that that is what they are answering? Wow I am amazed... thank you to anyone that understands this is not for real it was something we just wondered the man rules I guess
2007-03-13 19:34:12 · update #3
It isn't cheating if you have your eyes closed and pretend it is a very vivid fantasy.
It isn't cheating if you throw salt over your shoulder and knock on wood and .,,,,,,,,
It isn't cheating if you are a mile high above the earth.
It isn't cheating if it is a full moon and you are very lunarr influenced.
It isn't cheating if you are in some sort of time warpe
It isn't cheating if you are both in a coustom in a dressup party.
It isn't cheating if you already slept with the guy before.
It isn't cheating if your hands are tied up and you are saying no no no, but you really mean yes yes yes yes.
If isn't cheating if you are inbetween floors on an elevator.
It isn't cheating if you arn't in a bed.
It isn't cheating if you are living in denial.
It isn't cheating if no one sees you.
It isn't cheating if you were just helping the pool guy who was showing too much crack.
LOL
Most people who answsered didn't get it that you were talking of a joke.
2007-03-13 19:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 23:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No word as cheating in my marrage from oth of us, Sure 1000%. Rule once a cheater always a cheater.
2007-03-13 19:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ultimate rule for cheating, be prepare to hurt or be hurt if you want to cheat.
2007-03-13 19:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tan D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rule is - if you are married, don't cheat. If you intend to, leave the marriage first and get divorced.
2007-03-14 00:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Lydia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not cheating if you have matters in hand
it's not cheating if it's role playing
it's not cheating if you're dreaming
it's not cheating if it's rumor
it's not cheating if.....prove it
it's not cheating if I didn't do it
it's not cheating if.......oh hell you got me
just kidding.....
2007-03-13 19:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by fromorto12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the legal eye says 'u cheat only if the penetration occured or u don't cheat'
2007-03-13 19:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rules break down as the years go by
2007-03-13 19:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by ill take it straight with no ice 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If your cheating your cheating ........you broke all the rules!!!!
2007-03-13 19:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't cheat....but they sound funny in a twisted way.
2007-03-13 19:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by Akela 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋