It's 06:00 and I'm still at work; can somebody tell me something to keep me awake?

Answer 1

apples and green tea- it tastes so disgusting, it'll have you awake in seconds

Answer 2

strong coffee try getting up walking around slapping yourself in the face talk to some1 cold water or go to sleep 4 five mins.

ok I just came back to look at some more answers and I see the 1 that suggests a bath are you for real how many people can take a bath whilst there at work?

Answer 3

Ways to Stay Awake @ Work

1. Coca Cola
2. Orange juice works just as well
3. Conversations with coworkers about super-cow powers
4. E-mail conversations when coworkers get bored of you repeating the same story about your imaginary childhood friend
5. Track the number of e-mails you receive from people. See http://happypixie.ca/stats/
6. Find ways to bypass company e-mail/internet security (call it Internal Security Testing)
7. Google your name
8. Have your 5'2, 95 lbs, female friend go beat up people who are "sharing" your name without having begged for your exhalted permission
9. See also: Googlism
10. Have a secret affair with all coworkers, in the mailroom. If mailroom does not exist, find closet, bathroom stall, or similar.
11. Browse some porn when you are getting tired, then go back to work.

Ten Tips for Staying Awake

Meetings are an evil fact of life in Corporate America. Sitting through them can be hard enough, but when you're running a meeting it's just as difficult to speak to a room full of snoozing salespeople. Here are some tips for managers hoping to engage their salespeople during meetings from Eli Mina, author of The Complete Handbook of Business Meetings:

• Give each member a lead role on a selected agenda item such as when he/she will make a presentation or facilitate a discussion. No member should be allowed to sit back and observe a meeting.

• Avoid hot and heavy meals just before a meeting. Instead, choose a light and healthy snack. Alcoholic drinks should definitely be avoided.

• Avoid scheduling too many substantive issues in a row by interspersing light agenda items between them. Members need down time.

• Schedule short breaks regularly. There should be no more than two hours of continuous sitting.

• Invite guests to speak on interesting subjects related to your group's meeting agenda.

• Avoid having the meeting dominated by the same outspoken members by encouraging others to speak.

• Instead of waiting for members to raise their hands, call on them to comment.

• Encourage members to express different opinions by breaking the meeting into smaller focus groups handling a key task or issue.

• Prevent rambling and monotonous statements by asking memebers to communicate concisely.

• Establish time limits on presentations and ask speakers to avoid lecture mode. Instead encourage them to make their presentations interactive and to include interesting examples and case studies.

Answer 4

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BREAKFAST RECIPE
Bacon, Avocado, and Cheese Omelets with Tomato Salsa Recipe
Ingredients


Tomato 2 T Finely chopped red onion
2 T Minced fresh coriander (cilantro) 1 Pickled or fresh jalapeno Chili, or to taste, seeded
1 T Fresh lime or lemon juice 4 lg Eggs
1 sm Avocado (preferably California) peeled and 2 T Water
Chopped in half-inch cubes. 1 T Unsalted butter
3 Slices of lean bacon, Cooked and crumbled 1/2 c Coarsely grated Monterey Jack (about 2 oz)

Instructions

In a small bowl stir together the tomato, the onion, the jalapeno,
the coriander, the lime juice, and salt and pepper to taste until the salsa
is combined well. In a bowl whisk together the eggs, the water, and salt
and pepper to taste.
In an 8-inch skillet, preferably non-stick, heat 1/2 teaspoon of the
butter over moderately high heat until the foam subsides, pour in half the
egg mixture, tilting the skillet to spread the egg mixture evenly over the
bottom, and cook it for 1 minute, or until it is almost set. Sprinkle half
the omelet with half the bacon, half the avocado, peeled and cut into 1/2
inch pieces, and half the Monterey Jack and cook the Omelet for 1 minute,
or until it is set. Fold the omelet over the filling, transfer it to a
plate, and keep it warm. Make another omelet in the same manner with the
remaining butter, egg mixture, bacon, avocado, and Monterey Jack and serve
the omelets with the salsa over. Serves 2. (or 3 if you have enough other
things in the breakfast.)

Answer 5

I'm just starting work, i'll be asking the same in 12 hours!!!.

You need either a tea or coffee and some fresh air for 10 minutes.

Answer 6

To keep you awake is to exersise a bit till you fell a little hot. Then, wash your face or take a hot bath. After that, have your self a glass of lemonade or other beverages. * Do not drink coffee or tea. It makes you more sleepy.
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Answer 7

Exercise or do some pushups really quick. Stretch, or do some kind of rigorous flexing. Think to yourself "good thing I'm not in the Marine Corps. Lol" Unless you are, and I'm sorry.

Answer 8

Drink hot green tea.Coffee is not as good as tea but it is stronger than tea in keeping you awake.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

eat an apple or two
better than coffee health wise