Fluffy barked, just as I stepped out of my bedroom door lastnight... startled and not realizing the baby oil had dripped down the hallway (I had been hot-waxing my **** earlier) I violently afrighted. As my dishes went flying through the air Fluffy barked again and then he took off running. As I was going over the banister rails of my loft to the tune of "Fluffy and breaking dishes" I suddenly thought to myself... this is gonna be nasty... I weigh 600lbs....
Lucky thing for me poor Fluffy broke my fall...
Any advise on how to remove small animals from hard to reach areas?
2007-03-13 17:55:45 · 5 answers · asked by punk bitch piece of shit 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I have a friend who is just under 500 pounds.
If you were 600 pounds, you would not be going up or down ANY stairs. Any "small animal" that broke your fall would be dead, rather than wedged in a tight place in one of your folds of fat.
If you were indeed 600 pounds, you would not be able to SEE, much less WAX any part of yourself.
If you were 600 pounds, you wouldn't be handling dishes, either. You would be mostly bedridden, unable to even sit on a standard chair.
A person that weighs 600 pounds and believes the question to be true and gunuine needs to really assess what kind of "tobacco" is in the cigarettes. Sounds more to me like what the first responder said: What are you smoking!?!
As for your immediate problem, by any chance, is "Fluffy" a wind-up toy? If yes, it's busted beyond repair. A magnet will work to remove the components that make it bark.
2007-03-13 19:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by amishpantry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on a cruise to a shark infest water and let them take some chunks off you and the grab your what ever pet before the sharks eat it. you'll lose a good few hundred pounds while getn your pet back
2007-03-14 01:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This kinda sounds similar to the owl that was stuck in the wrong place yesterday.. Gerbils, owls and dogs... you folks might consider wearing hardware cloth undies..
2007-03-14 01:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by hotsnakes2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will need to do a face plant off the back of a pick up, that should create enough vibration to free up said critter.
2007-03-14 01:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Gummy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you smoking?
2007-03-14 01:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋