I need a comedy dialogue between a two people. Nobody else. Just two people talking back and forth. I would prefer a man and a woman, but a man and man or woman and woman is fine too. This scene cannot contain any profanity or any inappropriate things as I am doing this for school. If you know any movie that has a comedy dialogue, please just tell me that movie but I would appreciate the actual script but Ideas are welcome. Thank you!!!
2007-03-13 17:16:49 · 5 answers · asked by hipeople354 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Ok here's one i made up:
A blind guy and his friend having a conversation.
Friend: Hey would you look at that! It's a rainbow.
Blind Guy: That is SO awsome!
Friend: You don't see that everyday.
Blind Guy: I bet I don't see anything at all.
Friend: Oh......sorry mate.
Blind Guy: Can you describe it to me then?
Friend: Ok.....hmmm....let see...... it's in the shape of an arc. You know what an arc is, right?
Blind Guy: Yep....it's like a half of a circle. I learned it in math.
Friend: Cool! Now, imagine a bunch of arcs stacked on each other.....WAIT!..... just imagine 7 stacked arcs.
Blind Guy: ...OK.
Friend: Now, imagine the outer arc having the color RED.
Blind Guy: hmmmm.... RED..... i see....... uh, what the heck is RED???
Friend: Ah daym...
Blind Guy: What?
Friend: Nothin'..... ok..... give me a sec....
Blind Guy: Alrite...
Friend: Do you know Santa Clause???
Blind: Yeah, heard he's a fat guy giving presents on Christmas Eve.
Friend: Now......do you recall what he was wearing?
Blind Guy: hmmmmm...... not really.
Friend: Dammit!
Blind Guy: What!?
Friend: Oh nothing....ok how about this... imagine the color BLACK......then take away the color BLUE from it and what you have left is RED!
Blind Guy: Sweet!.......but what the heck is BLUE!?
Friend: Son of gun!..... this is pointless.
Blind Guy: Indeed..... now do you see what i see?
Friend: I sure do.
Blind Guy: No you don't
Friend: Yep, not at all.
2007-03-14 09:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by Chad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a lovely scene in the "The Apartment" (directed by Billy Wilder, with Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine).
If you haven't seen the film, I would hate to spoil it for you by saying too much. But I will just say that Lemmon plays a lonely guy who ends up spending Christmas Day in his apartment, alone with his the girl of his dreams (MacLaine) in strange circumstances. They have a very touching yet funny discussion about heartbreak and bad past relationships.
2007-03-13 17:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by Koko Nut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didnt' mention how long it could be.
Clue:
Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?
Colonel Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Colonel Mustard: Five?
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft strong and disposable.
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Colonel Mustard: Right!
Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Miss Scarlet: Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
Miss Scarlet: That's not six.
Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one.
Wadsworth: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it!
If you're looking for something longer, you should check out a play by David Ives called Sure Thing in his book of plays called "All in the Timing". "Sure Thing" is about two people (Bill and Betty) who sit together in a cafe. There's a bell and everytime one of them says something to make the conversation awkward, the bell is rung. They keep replaying the same situation over and over until they have a whole conversation that ends with them leaving together. Fantastic play.
2007-03-14 05:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by hotdoggiegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George & Gracy Burns did alot of that stuff. All G rated of course in those days. Example : Gearge comes home and walks in and asks his wife Gracy what's for dinner. Gracy says roast beef. She says she has 2 roasts in the oven. George....looking puzzled.....askes why Gracy has 2 beef roasts in the oven. Gracy tells him there is a little one and a big one. Togeather both say....when the little one's burned....the big one is done. Hope I helped.
2007-03-13 17:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Annie Hall. You just cant go wrong there. I think the whole first kiss bit is a good little chat. :)
2007-03-13 17:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by wherewasgodforthelost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋