2007-03-13 16:57:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A circus midget beaned Paris Hilton with a boomerang and force-fed her Cheeze Whized gerbils.
2007-03-13 17:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Christmas, the Circus Midget gave Paris Hilton a roasted Gerbil stuffed with Cheeze Whiz, and she gave him a boomerang.
2007-03-14 00:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boomerang put cheeze whiz,on Paris Hiltons Gerbil & the Circus Midget lick it off.
2007-03-14 00:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton threw a boomerang at a circus midget but instead it hit a gerbil and the gerbil said cheeze whiz because he wanted some cheese.
love the question..lol
2007-03-14 00:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton threw a boomerang and hit a circus midget eating cheeze whiz so hard that a gerbil fell out of his @ss.
2007-03-14 00:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Moon Crystal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton threw a boomerang which hit and broke a jar of Cheez Whiz which got all over a circus midget and his gerbil.
2007-03-14 00:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by terry b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh should I go here.................LMAO! Hell yes!
Paris Hilton went to her gynocologist, would you believe his name is Boomerang? Alot of strange people in Hollywood!
He asked her what is the problem? She replies she has no idea, since she has been drunk and high all week.
But she feels very sticky, and she know's this may sound crazy, but she keeps getting contraction like feelings in her vagina!
Now Dr. Boomerang has dealt with Paris before, but even he was not prepared for what he seen upon examing her!
A circus midget,and a gerbil both covered in cheeze whiz!
2007-03-14 01:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pet gerbil and I were eating Ritz and Cheese Whiz when we decided that it would be a fun to train circus midgets to sing like Paris Hilton, but then we decided that it would be even worse than watching the Boomerang channel dubbed over in Japanese all day.
fun question...
2007-03-14 00:09:35 · answer #8 · answered by Lita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to dine on some cheese in Paris at the Hilton hotel with a midget from the circus and a gerbil, as long as it doesn't whiz everywhere.
2007-03-14 00:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anchor woman:
"and in other news Paris Hilton was seen leaving a wedding Chapel in Las Vegas Saturday. Sources say that she married a local cirus midget named bommerang, and that they will be releasing Paris' second Sex video featuring Cheez Whiz and a gerbil."
2007-03-14 00:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by CherryRed 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋