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What's the funniest insults that you have ever come up with or heard of? Give me your best possible answer to this.

2007-03-13 15:55:09 · 5 answers · asked by Reaper 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

That's old Roland

2007-03-13 15:58:48 · update #1

5 answers

My favorite is something from Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida. One character calls another "the idol of idiot worshipers."

2007-03-13 15:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok, i have heard the answers to them as well, the funniest insult was this:

class clown student (loudly): sorry teacher, i wont be able to take this exam due to the fact that i am so exhausted from extreme sexual activity last night!

teacher (unflinchingly): well danny, you'll just have to write with your other hand.

or this

slender, successful, pretty woman: oh and who's this? (looking at stout tutor)

guy: thats our tutor

tutor (noting her own hugeness): choose your words wisely (to woman)

woman: (laughs) and what do you 'tutor'? (sacastically)

tutor: math, and what do you do for a living?!

woman: well! for one thing, (laughs) i watch what i eat.!

tutor (calmly): going down or coming up?

2007-03-13 23:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by JulyBeetle 4 · 0 0

Yo mama.

2007-03-13 22:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Roland 4 · 0 0

im not really sure the thing i get called over and over is asshole lol

2007-03-14 20:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by donielle 7 · 0 0

you are.

2007-03-16 21:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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