It takes my girlfriend an hour,although it does take the cement mixer 10 mins to get to full speed...she also put that much mascara on that she need to flip her head back to open her eyelids........
2007-03-13 15:48:58 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well it takes me a bit longer because to leave the war zone of an Ayrshire village, you need to have that orange base, blue mascara that stretches the eyelashes, painfully straightened hair and of course, the uniforn of hipster jeans and crop top to emphasise that little roll of blubber round the inevitably, pierced belly button!
The reason us Ayrshire girls dress like this is in order to scare off the beer bellied, chest wigged, bling wearing, middle aged men that we are at war with!!!
2007-03-13 23:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could invest in a batch plant to hold cement rather than messing around with a cement mixer every freaking night.
Mine takes 10-15 minutes for full war paint, 5 minutes for basic work battle dress.
2007-03-13 15:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sassygirlzmom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A cement mixer...? LUXURY!
Where I come from, a simple shovel and couple of hours manual labour does the job.
I find the imperfections in the mix obtain that natural look so many seem to value.
2007-03-13 16:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Serenthia 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got mine down to a fine art....it only takes me 20 minutes max. Most women need to flip their heads back to apply mascara, as this prevents it from going on to the eyelid.
Haha...I appreciated the cement mixer comment! :o)
2007-03-13 18:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It takes about 10 minutes
2007-03-13 15:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monday : I go to the shop to buy new outfit for Saturday night,
Tuesday : I go to the hair dresser,
Wednesday : I put a face pack on,
Thursday : I take the face pack off,
Friday : I wax " underarms, legs, bikini line, moustache ,etc.....)
Saturday : "Morning" I start the war paint, and I'm out the house for 8 pm " not bad eh!"
2007-03-15 09:56:33 · answer #6 · answered by crawndawford1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-13 19:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It takes me about 15 minutes max. The trick with make up is it's supposed to look natural not like you've put it one with a trowel!
2007-03-13 15:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ooh la la. She must really being trying to impress you.
Takes me anywhere between 10 minutes and 25ish minutes. Depending on where I'm going and how much motivation I have!
2007-03-13 15:51:53 · answer #9 · answered by shortcake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao... I doubt it takes your woman that long sweets.... uh uh.
I go with very little crap on my face... never liked the stuff. As for hair its short enough that you can let it do whatever it likes and it'll still look good. 5-10 mins top.
2007-03-13 17:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋