2007-03-13 15:39:59 · 41 answers · asked by jdkm1985 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
of course...
just put a small prick in it.... =)
2007-03-13 15:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 6⤋
Condom Sabotage
2017-01-17 08:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by loukx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting it in your wallet can help some. However, poking tiny holes in the condom over and over can also help. You just have to remember to make many holes, as the semen will not come out otherwise. I would suggest making at least one hundred tiny holes in the tip of it--if not more. Of course, if you can get it put onto him while he is feeling you up or is otherwise occupied, you can make sure it is already broken when it goes on. Then you just have to sit back and enjoy yourself as you feel the warm gush of semen shoot inside of your body. If you do it lots of times when you are most fertile, you have the greatest chance of getting knocked up. Besides, the best time to have the warm semen inside your body is when you are already pregnant and can't get pregant with twenty babies at once. Just be sure to watch out for diseases! Otherwise, enjoy getting knocked up! It's fun. I now have five wonderful kids, and I am very happy.
2007-03-17 02:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by KnowledgeBase 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try honesty. If you want a baby, you and your partner should both discuss and agree upon it...this is a major decision for both of you, not just one, to make. If you try to trap someone like this, they will find out and leave you. If you're not mature enough to talk to your partner about why you want to have a baby, you're not mature enough for a baby. I hope everything works out for you, though, but please be honest and up-front with your partner rather than having a relationship based on lies and deceit. You'll be much happier!
2007-03-13 15:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by grayhare 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thats disgusting, You shouldn't even be having sex if your that much of an idiot. People like you should be banned from having sex, it's idiots like you that perpetuate the low intelligence rating. It's a wonder you're not already pregnant. Have you thought about if they wanted a child before you decided to screw with someone?
2007-03-13 15:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rainbow_Blondie 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
you could pretend to suck it with the condom on and then bite it. Then tell him to stick it in. Or take a small needle and punch holes in it while its in the package! lol thats really bad.
2007-03-13 15:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The reason for the question was and is for one reason. I write erotic fiction as in STORIES, I like reality is all I would not condone this in real life. I do all sorts of things in FANTASY that i never would do in REAL LIFE!
2007-03-14 11:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by JDKM 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
wear it too tight over the head. when you reach your climax it will explode the condom since the seamen has no room to come out. therefore forcing it to pop.
i learned to leave room at the tip =)
2007-03-13 15:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by sadlonelylife 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why the hell would u want to do that....what an idiot! I feel sorry for whoever the person is that u sleep with.
2007-03-13 15:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by The QUEEN of EVERYTHING! 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
i couldn't even think of a reason as to why you would want to, and even if I knew I wouldn't tell you. it is a sneaky underhanded thing to so to someone who trusts you enough to have sex with you.
2007-03-13 16:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by cane_holder 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HEAT, condoms are suppose to stay within a certain heat, put the condom pack in a sauna and let it basically melt. :D
2007-03-13 15:42:24 · answer #11 · answered by UnK3 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋