What's The Scoop...?

Question

Give me a rundown.. a play by play.. short story summed up..

What have you got for me tonight?

Avatar Maker... WTF???

I am NOT impressed... you had a good answer too.. but this is NOT funny ..

Hey Ryan... your not STILL humming that are you?

Answer 1

One of my arch-villians, Dr. Weirdness escaped from the asylum again. Naturally, I went to go put this criminal down. I sped to his hideout in the Dragonmobile and proceed to make my way inside. He was only able to gather three goons, hopefully this would be an easy night. The first one was average height and build. He went down pretty easily thanks to my various martial arts abilities. The second was fat and slow. Punching him was like hitting a mattress. I regrouped and threw out a couple of Dragonrangs knocking him unconscious. The third goon was completely different. He was fast and agile and he carried a staff. Not so easy after all. The fight was furious as punch gave way to counter-punch and almost every move was blocked. An even match in which no quarter was asked and none given. At the same time, Dr, Weirdness was about to unleash his diabolical scheme of contaminated the city's water supply with a poisonuous cherry flavored Kool-Aid, thus living up to his name. I had to act fast. I knew that I would eventually beat the goon, however, time was not on my side. I quickly grabbed some Dragon smoke pellets from my Dragon utility belt. With the goon surrounded in smoke, it only took one punch to the face. I threw a Dragonline out and made my to the platform next to Dr. Weirdness. His rasied hand, about pour the vile vial, was knocked away by an deftly thrown Dragonrang. I did a spinning jump kick to the right side of Dr. Weirdeness' face and brought him to the police headquarters. The city was safe for another night.

Answer 2

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the wind-up, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second
The ball is bobbled out in the center
And here's the throw and what a throw
He's gonna slide in head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate
Here's the pitch, he's going
Amd what a jump he's got
He's trying for third
Here's the throw
It's in the dirt, safe a third
Holy cow, stolen base
He's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring them to pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line
The suicide squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close
Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it

Answer 3

The scoop is what you use when doggie does doo doo's on the gras LOLOLOL !

AS far as what I have for you tonight, well how about a bottle of tequila body shots and we can go from there :)

Answer 4

I dont like avatar makers

Answer 5

Apparently, Susie caught Jimmy and Mary necking under the bleachers and boy, was she steamed! She grabbed Mary by the hair and ripped off her wig! No one knew she was bald! We haven't seen Mary since.....

Answer 6

I wanna be a Chef!

I'll cook for you and then I want you to do as they say "Kiss The Cook"! The End, Happy End.

Answer 7

Ok here's the dish...

Oh wait... I'm boring. Nothing's going on here :(

Oh well, two more points towards my quest for 5000.

Answer 8

a little quirkiness, some serious questions of judgement & character, and the usual "he vs. she" stuff...

But now that YOU'RE here, the nightcrew can come alive!

Answer 9

Whats your fav cartoon? Unfortunately thats about it.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Answer 10

There are a few folks having fun here, it's quite entertaining...