2007-03-13 15:10:46 · 18 answers · asked by Brenda 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Cheap dick!
2007-03-13 15:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by disturb m 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My dear man, you should be ashamed of yourself. What you don't know about the art of lovemaking could fill two volumes and maybe more. Where the heck did you get this attitude? You need to buy a marital sex video to give you some helpful hints on how to make love to your wife, because you are in the dark about lovemaking. Slam bam, thank you mam...what the heck do you think you are doing, doing it to a prostitute? This is your wife and you should be ashamed of yourself the way you are talking about her. Marital lovemaking is a union between man and woman and it is an act where the husband pleases his wife and she pleases him. Not what you are doing. A woman needs foreplay and touching, before she can really feel and get into the lovemaking, so get with it because you are all wrong and have a very bad attitude. If I were your wife, I would file for divorce.
2007-03-13 22:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by cardgirl2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You clearly do not know the physiological differences between men and women. If she could get hot as fast as you do, then the big 5 minute sex-capade would probably be acceptable to her. But, she obviously can't. Either figure out a way to provide romance, foreplay, and conclusion-- taking more than 5 minutes or you risk losing her to another man who seems romantic.
2007-03-13 22:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sheila D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad you got married, as you seem to be the
flop house type. What you can so is this, divorce,
become single, attend flop house sessions, get
up after you've done it, clean yourself and prepare
for another days journey. There that should satisfy
your whams and bams and thank you mam's.
2007-03-13 22:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by RudiA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful, run her a hot bubble bath with candles lit and when she gets in sprinkle rose petals over the bubbles. Set out some hot lingerie and tell her to take her time when you hear the tub drain you'll be waiting for her in bed. Then go down on her for an hour.
This is what I'd love to do to my wife if she was still interested in intimacy....
2007-03-13 22:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Zaferus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have much to learn grasshopper.
See men have a penis...which is connected DIRECTLY to the Penis.....women have feelings, wants, desires, ect....which are connected to the Virgina in other words....no ticky...no laundry....no romance, foreplay....what ever you want to call it......no good for women. Look at it this way....would you start your car at .....oh lets say - 30......with straight 50 weight oil and put it to the floor? NO firkin way! You would warm it up first....and slowly get going....till ALL the fluids were warmed up......think about that next time.
2007-03-13 22:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by oldman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is mean. please take it with a grain of salt and see me as an animated person or something...
maybe you should try a prostitute or maybe a much younger woman who, in addition to being young also, has no desire for any sort of emotional connection.
maybe your wife likes these things, but i wouldn't. if i were your wife, i would not have sex with you. hopefully you have some other redeeming qualities... as i'm sure you must for her to stay married to you. work on those instead of trying to have sex with her.
2007-03-15 15:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what every woman dreams of- lack of communication, fast sex, a man that is just into himself- yup your a real winner OLD MAN U-R SO RITE ON.
2007-03-14 00:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by sylviavnpttn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably foreplay is what leads to sex! Some of us can't get horny just by taking our clothes off.
2007-03-13 22:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by SillyKimmie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like your lil fella is really little. Try using that stuff that Smilin' Bob uses, I think that its called Enzyte. Your other half sounds like shes trying to talk herself into having disappointing sex with you... If you were bigger, she'd shut up, and bang you as if you are her favorite rock star!
2007-03-13 22:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good to touch and feel before sex. I'm surprised she's not turned off by the way you act!
2007-03-13 22:32:33 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs. Hester 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋