I would like to become a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. How do I do it?

Question

Clinton: Right-wing conspiracy is back
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070313/ap_on_el_pr/clinton_vast_conspiracy_9

Answer 1

Just recognize libs for what they are, mindless.

Answer 2

Watch Fox most of the day; listen to Rush and read Drudge the other part of the day. Completely exclude any other media outlets or internet research or reading of any kind.

Put your fingers in your ears and sing a little song whenever anyone brings up a new idea or a different way of looking at an issue.

Load up on every imaginable epithet and hurl it at Democrats, liberals, hippies, San Francisco, gay people and minority whenever you have a chance.

Turn each and every conversation, no matter what the topic, into a chance to blame something on Bill Clinton.

Donate all your money to Richard Mellon Scaife so he can use it to smear every Democrat running for office.

That should do it! Oh--and it would help if you are either a closeted gay, a pederast, a Cheney worshipper, a Zionist or a member of PNAC. That will really seal the deal!

Answer 3

trythis,

You need to march into your nearest DNC office and profess your love for the far-left fringe. Wave your voter's registration card in the air (it MUST list you as a Democrat or Socialist) while yelling (raising your voice a couple of octaves here would be ideal) about how YOU would make sure that everyone, regardless of whom they are would receive the same paycheck on a weekly basis by taking (by force if necessary) everyones paycheck and distributing it equally. You will soon find yourself surrounded by folks who would believe you to be the 'second coming'...

Once you are in their company, they will bring you into the world of the 'Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.' It is only there you will see it, as it is the figment of their imaginations.

Answer 4

1.take parts of the bible (only the parts that could mean the other ones are wrong-you may edit it to fit your own needs] 2.only listen to the 10% of anything (make sure it supports your view) also see Glen Beck 3.money-take it it really belongs to you any way(working poor people will just waste it anyhow) 4.remember this is only a christian run country we need a church state (forget about that old church of England thing} 5.if you are horrified by our troops being killed and maimed overseas then you don't support them. 6. lying is not a sin if it supports the cause.

Answer 5

Listen and agree to everything that Rush Limbaugh says, with a little Shawn Hannity for desert, you will be a life member by the end of the week.

Answer 6

I like the word Vast. Vast is huge possibly involving nearly everyone. I pray every day that Hillary Rod'em Clinton doesnt get the nomination.

Answer 7

I think Hillary said that Monica was a member, would you go so far to take that route (root)?

"Stay out of the Bushes!"

Answer 8

give your life over to satan, and accept him as your savior. You must perform a luciferian initiation ritual and please the dark spirits. Then you must speak to the channeled spirit of Richard Nixon, sacrifice a black baby to him, and get his approval before becoming an honorary member.

Answer 9

You have to first be a member of the bones-n-sculls, or what ever the snivelin' libs call it.You know. That secret club at Yale.

Answer 10

you are :) congratulations. The conspiracy is level headed americans exercising their rights at the polls.

Answer 11

Have a lobotomy.
Or watch Fox News 24/7.
Same thing.