what are the best movie lines/quotes...i need a good one...
help me out here!
2007-03-13 14:18:03 · 19 answers · asked by shoebettysue 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you" - Talledega Nights
2007-03-13 14:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tyler E 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
As the layers prepare to sever James' body in half -
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
That's my fave, simple and to the point.
'Honorable' Mention from Talledega Nights. The lines are extremely funny and the boys' southern accents just take them over the top.
Walker- 'Shut up Chip or I'll go ape Sh** on your a**!'
Texas Ranger- 'I'm gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head!'
Walker- 'I'm 10 yrs old, but I'll beat your a**!'
Texas Ranger- 'Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!'
Walker- 'Greatest generation my a**! Tom Brokaw is a punk!'
Chip to the boys- 'What is wrong with you?!'
Texas Ranger- 'Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!'
Chip to Ricky Bobby- 'Are you gonna let these kids talk to their grandfather like that?'
I don't think it gets any funnier than that
2007-03-14 02:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by tashay72 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is the rum always gone?...(sways side to side) oh that's why."---Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Gandalf--How do we know Frodo is still alive?
Aragorn--What does your heart tell you?
---LOTR 3
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"---Frank Costello from The Departed
"If you are not with me, then you are my enemy"--Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars 3
These are a few of my favorite movie quotes! lol!
2007-03-13 21:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Maddy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate." The Warden in Coolhand Luke.
"They may take our lives, but they will never take our Freedom!" Braveheart
"Their shooting the cans, stay away from the cans!"
"The new Phonebooks here, The new phonebooks here!"
Both from Steve Martin in The Jerk.
"Good Morning, and if I don't see ya, Good Afternoon and Good Night." Jim Carrey-The Truman Show
"What this town needs is an Enema!" The Joker-Batman
2007-03-13 22:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER 1972
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT
1954
2007-03-13 21:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"But why is the rum gone?" --Capt. Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
"Shake and bake!" --Ricky Bobby from "Talladega Nights"
"If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied."-- "Spider-man"
"Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super."-- "National Lampoon's Van Wilder"
2007-03-14 00:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by vadania_2002 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Astala Vista Baby"
-Arnold Swartzanegger
The Terminator
2007-03-13 21:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by neiderhauser77 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"We are no longer the KNights who Say Ni.. (ni ni shh shhh shh)
We are now the Knights who Say Ecky Ecky Ecky Pakang Zoom Boing (ni)"
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WIIIITH.. a Herring!"
"Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate?"
"What is your name?... What is your quest?... What.. is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"HELP HELP I'VE BEEN REPRESSED!!!"
"She turned me into a newt... I've got betta"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"SMITE ME ALMIGHTY SMITTER!"- Bruce Almighty
"We got no food, we got no jobs.. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!" - Dumb and Dumber
"According to the map, we only went 6 inches"-Dumb and Dumber
"I choose life"- Sid the Sloth (Ice Age)
2007-03-13 21:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by ✮Nikki✮ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love the smell of napalm in the morning - It smells like victory.
Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now.
2007-03-13 21:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by citi_zen_51 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Badges, we don't need no stinking badges - Sierre Madre movie with Humphrey Bogart
2007-03-13 21:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can't handle the truth! (A few good men)
I feel the need, the need for speed (top gun)
Yippi Kiyay, Mother F**ker! (die hard)
to name a few
2007-03-13 21:24:41 · answer #11 · answered by Rissipop 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋