do u know any that have cuss words mixt with good words like this one
Ms. Suzie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell, (ding-ding) Ms. Suzie went to heaven and the steamboat went to- hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I will chop off your- behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and it went straight up her- ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their- flies are in the courtyard, bees are in the park, the boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark dark dark! The dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like my TV set and that's not all I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the alligator bra! My mom gave me a nickel, my dad gave me a dime, my sis gave me her boyfriend, who hit me all the time! I gave mom back the nickel, I gave dad back the dime, I traded back the boyfriend, Instead got frankenstien!
2007-03-13 14:13:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
the one i learned is as follows--too bad there're no cuss words...
miss susie had a baby.
she named him tiny tim.
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
he drank up all the water.
he ate up all the soap.
he tried to eat the bathtub,
but it wouldn't go down his throat.
miss susie called the doctor.
the doctor called the nurse.
the nurse called the lady
with the alligator purse.
the doctor said it was chicken pox.
the nurse said it was measles.
the lady with the alligator purse said nothing.
the doctor went out.
the nurse went out.
the lady with the alligator purse went out!
2007-03-13 15:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute! I'll try to find some more for ya
Auntie Mary had a canary
She also had a duck
Took it behind the kitchen door
And taught it how to ****
Fry its eggs for tea
The more you drink
The more you eat
The more you want to.pee
Pe-ter had a sailing boat
And it began to rock
Up came Jaws and bit of his...
Cock-tail, ginger ale
Forty cents a glass
If you don't like it then shove it up your...
Ask no questions
Tell no lies
I saw a China man doing up his...
Flies are bad
Mosquitos are worse
Another version of last 2 stanzas of yours:Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
Miss Lucy's in the bathroom,
With forty naked guys.
She dyed her hair in purple,
She dyed her hair in pink,
She dyed her hair in polka dots
and washed it down the sink.
2007-03-14 18:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by omygosh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋