It can be crude, sexual, violent, about me or someone else, anything. Be sure to include swares. Ineed a laugh so bad. I am desperate
Example: Dude i bet i'm the 1st guy to respond. i don't know but i was bored. OMG, fuckn retard, i hate Jamie lynn spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is a total *****. That no good, spoiled, fake tan, bottle blonde, fat (i'm not joking, have you seen her show, she is huge...well, i am joking but i still don't like her and she is fat), **** faced donkey whore should go die and burn in hell. I hope she has a nice time licking her vagina and sucking her mom's dike like boobies. i bet there A cups too. And her show, OMG, it is so lame. Hello, if you wanna talk about teen drama, u gotta talk about sex, have violent fights, the word gay, etc. Zoey 101 is like "hi", 4 seconds later "what". it takes 4ever and to say 1 simple sentence and barely have any conversation. jamie is just getting off of her sister fame promoting herself. Well...i would twould to but since i don't i can put that pathetic excuse of a dikey spaz to my advantage. No one likes her so she should get off TV, do fuckn lesbian stuff, and go commit suicide in her ghetto trailer park and burn in hell.
No offense to Jamie, sorry
2007-03-13 14:13:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
bite me ....
2007-03-13 14:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This man comes home feeling pretty frisky
after partying with his buddies half the night.
He walk's into the bedroom where his wife is still waiting up for him.
He take's off all of his clothes and says
"baby you are looking at 200 pounds of dynamite."
His wife opens the window and yells "everybody run for your lives,
there's 200 pounds of dynamite in my bedroom
and it only has a three inch fuse."
2007-03-13 14:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DID U SEE BRITNEY'S SHAVED HEAD!!!
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/britney_spears_shaves_head_003.jpg
2007-03-13 14:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell on my bottom today while walking down a hill. My butt was brown due to the mud
2007-03-13 14:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by Dairy Fairy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not angry enough if that is what makes you laugh...sorry.
2007-03-13 14:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I MOONED YOU! DID YA LIKE IT?
2007-03-13 14:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋