2007-03-13 13:22:19 · 22 answers · asked by Robb the B.D.C. 5 in Health ➔ Men's Health
it would be hard to sit and button your pants
2007-03-13 13:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! OMG!! I was thinking about this this morning as I walked to class!! I was thinking about how they might have to make toilets a bit higher because most people can't bend forwards as much as they can bend backwards. And it might be torture taking a crap coz your nose is also on the front and you'd smell it a lot stronger. Also, most pants and skirts might have the zippers at the side or back. And if you were a dude, life might be hard because if you peed you might splash on your bum. Or how girls bodies' equilibrium would be totally off coz both boobs and bum would be at the front, our backs would suffer! The possibilities are infinite! And infinitely terrible!!! I should write a sci-fi about this...hmm...
2007-03-13 13:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by lolo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your bum was in front of you he'd be able to take a bullet for you. Since bums are cheap, you could start a life of crime and not worry about being shot.
2007-03-13 13:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by lance4uok 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a creative mind you have to ask a question like that. Your life would be very different, you could see whats crawling around in there! Poop, lint, toiletpaper shavings and hair! YUCK!
2007-03-13 13:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you wouldn't have room to put the newspaper in front of you when you went to the restroom.
2007-03-13 13:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be fantastic wouldn't it!! Never again would we have to ask someone "Does my bum look big in this!!"
2007-03-13 13:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by libbyft 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww dude. You definately crossed all boundaries with that one.
2007-03-13 13:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would always know first hand whether someone is blowing smoke up your @ss
2007-03-13 13:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Rico E Suave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd see instantly if you were infested with tape worms.
2007-03-13 13:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have crap coming out of two frontal orifices
2007-03-13 13:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People would know straight away that you were an assshole
2007-03-13 13:25:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋