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I thought this was a protected right under the 2nd Ammendment?

2007-03-13 13:07:36 · 15 answers · asked by mr_methane_gasman 3 in Politics & Government Politics

"Give me flatulence or Give Me Death"

or if you live in New Hampshire:
"Fart Free or Die"

2007-03-13 13:16:04 · update #1

Chica needs to light up a fart and chill out. Takes this discussion too seriously.

2007-03-13 13:17:09 · update #2

15 answers

Yes and rancher and pig farmers are going to charged one green credit every time one of their animals fart. When the farmers can't pay the Global Warming Nazi patrol puts his children to work at the garbage recycling plants.

2007-03-13 15:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mother 6 · 1 0

With all the other Socialist legislation they have on their agenda, including Repealing the Second Amendment and banning our Constitutional Right given there,
it wouldn't surprise me ONE IOTA!

2007-03-14 15:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes. They will have people fitted for corks, one for each end of the digestive system. The only problem is people will be coming down with extreme vapor lock!

2007-03-13 20:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by J Angelica 2 · 1 0

Yes and sex also since you are burning too many calories and creating more possibility of "CHEESE" . Check out www.junkscience.com This will give lots of info on this global bullshit hysteria.

2007-03-13 20:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by dumbuster 3 · 1 0

Along with driving gas powered cars, heating your home in the winter, and using paper made from trees.

2007-03-13 20:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by bigsey93bruschi54 3 · 0 0

i hope so that way when hillary,bill,ted,al,barak,and all the rest of the dips open their mouths they will be immediately shut to keep the methane levels to a low level

2007-03-13 20:14:43 · answer #6 · answered by 51 6 · 0 0

mabey , seeing that science has proved that one cow emits more greenhouse gas than the entire LAX does in a day.

2007-03-13 21:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

democrats plan on overturning the 2nd ammendment

2007-03-13 20:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by WangDangSweetPoontang 4 · 2 1

If Bush cut the cheese he would say he did it for national security reasons.

2007-03-13 20:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Stop_the_Klan@yahoo.com 2 · 2 1

Guess they'll have to remove the nickname "Beantown " from Boston.

2007-03-13 20:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by bugeyes 4 · 0 0

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