2007-03-13 12:24:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A tyrant of a sandwich, so gargantuan and calorically blessed that the mere sight of which would cause McDonald's to throw in their greasy towel. Consumption of this sandwich, this crime against nature, should in and of itself be enough to sentence its eater to Shawshank - from where - due to their expanded waistline it would be impossible to escape.
Everything in this sandwich will be pan-fried in gratuitous amounts of butter, bacon fat, and garlic salt, or plunged into a deep fat fryer. Preferably both
Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms 450
Bacon - 14 pieces 990
Onion rings 1140
Ground Beef - 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs - 2 540
Swiss Cheese - 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese - 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese - 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham - 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey - 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami - 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef - 1/4 lb. 200
1 Bratwurst 510
Braunschweiger - 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread - 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce (maybe) - 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese - 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing - 6 oz. 480
Oregeno - 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper - 50 grams 0
Butter - 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese - 100 grams 465
Canola Oil (wow) - 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559
2007-03-13 14:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lettuce,tomatoes,cheese,onions,ketchup,and mustard on a sesame seed bun.....no pickles.
2007-03-13 20:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take off the bun and put a piece of supreme pizza on top and bottom
2007-03-13 21:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont eat burgers
2007-03-13 19:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by the_blue_martini_69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lettuce, tomato, lots of cheese, onions, pickles, bacon and a little bit of mayo.
2007-03-13 19:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by kittykattay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ketchup, mustard and pickles if I have any available.
2007-03-13 19:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Onions and mustard.
2007-03-13 19:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋