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What would you do with yours? I would hollow it out to wear as a helmet so I could do battle with other people wearing watermelon helmets.

2007-03-13 11:32:22 · 22 answers · asked by Awesome-O 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

Grow tons of watermelons. Lots and lots. Then, I would have a decision to make: grow more, or throw them at people for warafre. I would plant/grow 3/4 of them, and wage war against the melon heads with 1/4. Then, the homeless people would come by storm to get some of the tasty watermelon. I would repeat the process, killing three birds with one stone: Conquering the world, feeding the needy of the community, and becomeing "Johny Watermelon".

2007-03-13 11:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 4 0

YEAH! You rock! - although watermelon's make lousy helmets - I've tried and they just crack! I rock too!

I would cut it in a zig zag way, eat it, plant the seeds, I would use the shells before they rotted as salad bowls...not wait punch bowls GO HAWAIN PARTY!!!

or HEY!!! I could use them as the base for making paper mache helmets!!! Boo yeah let's go battleing!

AWESOME!

- and well I would ofcourse make sure new watermelons grew and then share them - and the ones that come out funky (not-edible) I would use to take out my rage aka back yard watermelon smashing!

2007-03-13 18:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 1 0

I would scoop out watermelon snowballs and throw them at people from a tall building.

Then I'd fill the watermelon shell with fruit flavored rum, put on my blue Speedo's ('cuz that's my favorite color) and swim/drink my way to the bottom.

2007-03-13 18:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

i would take mine and get 2 bottles of 100% Vodka and put a hole in it and then let the watermelon soak up the vodka and then set it in the fridge for 24 hrs and invite everyone over for a party

2007-03-13 18:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 2 0

I would make a small hole, light a cherry bomb, stick it in there and run. Id watch the watermelon get blown to pieces.

2007-03-13 18:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watermelon Helmet wars?
BRILLIANT!
I'd carve mine to have a visor, giving me a tactical edge in epic medival warfare.

2007-03-13 18:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jennings 2 · 2 0

I would eat it and then have a seed spitting contest. Mmm now I want some watermelon... :p

2007-03-13 18:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by ☮ιмαgιηє 5 · 0 0

I would fashion myself some watermelon underwear out of it.

2007-03-13 18:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Rogue Tomato 2 · 1 0

I would eat it, plant the seeds and grow millions of watermelons to feed the poor. :)

2007-03-13 18:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

eat 1/2 of it throw 1/2 of it at my brother

2007-03-13 18:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rae 2 · 0 0

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