Grow tons of watermelons. Lots and lots. Then, I would have a decision to make: grow more, or throw them at people for warafre. I would plant/grow 3/4 of them, and wage war against the melon heads with 1/4. Then, the homeless people would come by storm to get some of the tasty watermelon. I would repeat the process, killing three birds with one stone: Conquering the world, feeding the needy of the community, and becomeing "Johny Watermelon".
2007-03-13 11:37:25
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answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5
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YEAH! You rock! - although watermelon's make lousy helmets - I've tried and they just crack! I rock too!
I would cut it in a zig zag way, eat it, plant the seeds, I would use the shells before they rotted as salad bowls...not wait punch bowls GO HAWAIN PARTY!!!
or HEY!!! I could use them as the base for making paper mache helmets!!! Boo yeah let's go battleing!
AWESOME!
- and well I would ofcourse make sure new watermelons grew and then share them - and the ones that come out funky (not-edible) I would use to take out my rage aka back yard watermelon smashing!
2007-03-13 18:43:43
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answered by rainbow joy 4
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I would scoop out watermelon snowballs and throw them at people from a tall building.
Then I'd fill the watermelon shell with fruit flavored rum, put on my blue Speedo's ('cuz that's my favorite color) and swim/drink my way to the bottom.
2007-03-13 18:40:28
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answered by Ronatnyu 7
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i would take mine and get 2 bottles of 100% Vodka and put a hole in it and then let the watermelon soak up the vodka and then set it in the fridge for 24 hrs and invite everyone over for a party
2007-03-13 18:42:27
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answered by rebelady28379 7
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I would make a small hole, light a cherry bomb, stick it in there and run. Id watch the watermelon get blown to pieces.
2007-03-13 18:47:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Watermelon Helmet wars?
BRILLIANT!
I'd carve mine to have a visor, giving me a tactical edge in epic medival warfare.
2007-03-13 18:40:53
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answered by Jennings 2
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I would eat it and then have a seed spitting contest. Mmm now I want some watermelon... :p
2007-03-13 18:36:43
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answered by ☮ιмαgιηє 5
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I would fashion myself some watermelon underwear out of it.
2007-03-13 18:36:08
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answered by Rogue Tomato 2
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I would eat it, plant the seeds and grow millions of watermelons to feed the poor. :)
2007-03-13 18:34:53
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answered by Anonymous
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eat 1/2 of it throw 1/2 of it at my brother
2007-03-13 18:36:09
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answered by Rae 2
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