"Jagshemash! My Name a Borat! I like you, I like sex,, it'ss nicee!"
"....And take pictures of women while they make-a-tiolet"
"Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem too; economic, social, and Jew." hahaha
"bing bong bing bong bing dedededading chishchgsh"
okay okay last one...
"WHatsupwitit vanilla face? Me and my homie azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for tonight, so uh bang bang skeet skeet *****." ......"we just a couple of pimps no hoes"
google: wikipedia borat and read it, hilarious if you know all about Borat...
2007-03-13 12:27:54
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answered by Nick L 1
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I think anything that he says is funny. And just by looking at the expressions on his face makes me laugh even harder BUT if I had to choose it would be.....I like you,I like sex.
2007-03-13 17:39:46
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answered by LilMissCrod 4
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Its actually 'Jagshemesh'
U.S. and A is always a good one
Best quote-'We Support your War OF Terror'(wild redneck cheering)
2007-03-13 17:43:02
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answered by Go Blue 6
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"My sister is #4 prostitute in all Kazacstan"
"Excuse me, where do I put this?" (a giant bag of poop)
"In my country your wifes would be very popular. Your wife not"
"How would you like to secure this loan."...."I'll have my see sister see you."
"We are good Christian people now, no more running of the Jews." (Instead they crucified them.)
2007-03-14 01:50:57
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answered by LORD Z 7
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I loved when he said he could still taste Azamat's testicles on his mustache.
2007-03-16 01:09:49
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answered by Anonymous
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"would you like to sleep with my sister? her p***y is this tite" *graps the senetors finger* lol i was laughing the whole time. i also like how he says "its sexy time" well its just his accent that makes eveything he says helirious.
2007-03-13 17:53:12
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answered by Anonymous
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"My name-a Borat!'
2007-03-16 20:33:23
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answered by Melanie S 3
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ha i LOVE that movie.....
did u watch the extra footage at the end?!
the one where he's in the grocery store and keeps asking "whats this...and whats this?" and the retarded store manager actually goes thru the entire store telling him each item, wtf how is that guy even a manager!!??!
ha i dont know my fav quote..i love them alll.. "this suit is black.......................................................
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..........................NOT" cracks me up
2007-03-13 17:42:56
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answered by Anonymous
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"This suit is black not"
"There is supposed to be a pause."
"This suit is black pause not."
"You don't say pause..."
"This suit is black...."
"ok...i dont-"
"NOT"
ROFL :D
I got it today too.
2007-03-13 21:14:06
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answered by Anonymous
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