2007-03-13 10:19:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
pick him up and Bl@w him!!!
2007-03-13 10:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Easy Bing 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Any Chuck Norris joke is the best...Why?Cause im scared if I say any other he will magically appear and roundhouse kick me in the face.
2007-03-13 17:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by jill@doodle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Algy met a bear.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy.
by Ogden Nash
2007-03-13 17:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the difference between a rooster and a whore?
a rooster says cockle doodle doo and a whore says any cock'll do
innapropriate but very funny
2007-03-13 17:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by greg g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One that killed me had this as a punchline...
"So the one nun puts her arm in front of the other to block her and says 'Wait a minute! I'm going to gargle with that stuff before you dip your –––– in it.' "
2007-03-13 17:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Heroic Gesture 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Said with an Irish accent....Do you know why there are only 239 beans in Irish stew? 'Cause if there was one more bean, it would be two farty
2007-03-13 17:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is cheesy and from 1st grade but I always liked "What's black and white and red all over." I told you it was cheesy. Cheesy newspaper.
2007-03-13 17:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy tells his wife that she can't think of something to say that will make him happy and mad at the same time...
She thinks about it and says, "Your pecker is bigger than your brother's."
Get it?
2007-03-13 17:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by KC Slim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mama is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.
2007-03-13 17:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by Isuck,Usuck,Weallsuck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was about the guy in the bar with......
oh darn, I forgot it....
the blue hair strikes again...
2007-03-13 17:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Goddess T 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋