All I can say is that it REALLY helps if you are approached by an AF employee. If you want to be out working around the store with customers your personal appearence is a BIG deal...although if you arent helpful/are rude/can't fold clothes then you may as well quite because they will stop scheduling you. Also in your interview...be REALLY positive and funny. However, don't let that stop you from asking to apply since the company seems to be hiring often! If you want a job in the storeroom doing inventory, etc. then I'm sure your "look" isn't that important.
Hey I know it's pretty harsh but I didn't make the rules! :)
2007-03-14 16:20:45
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answered by Princess_whinealot 2
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very hard: one has to be openly gay with everyone. He must make the world know that he is a homo. Even as people walk by him on the street, his image must absolutly scream fruit. He must be so gay, that people around him can sense it. To be hired at Abercrombie, one must walk up to any stranger and say "hi." If the stranger's answer is anything along the lines of "you are a flaming homosexual", then you are ready to work at Abercrombie. If not, then head to the nearest gay bar untill your 'queer-level' is back up to maximum faggotry, then try again. You must keep trying until you have become the largest homo that you can ever dream to be. Then, you apply at the store. Make your application as gay as you are, i.e. dot the "i" with hearts, make your handwriting as neat and girlish as possible. Then you wait for the application to be read. This process may take days, weeks even. You must not lose your queer touch, for you will need it later on. If your application is declined, then you obivously were not ready. Get some buttsecks from a man named Ron (he will be at the gay bar mentioned earlier) and try again. On the chance that the application was accepted, you must now face the interview. The night before, read up on some David Sedaris books, for he is like the gays english teacher. He will give you a gay vocabulary that will surpass anything anyone will ever teach you. Arrive for the interview as punctual as you can, for that is gay commonplace. You wouldn't want anyone to think you are straight, do you? Of course not, you are a homo, and you are proud of it! Now , back to the interview. The interviewers for Abercrombie are about as gay as you are so it will take wits to defeat whatever he throws at you. Yes, I did say defeat. This is the dark secret about gay interviewers: They have the ability to bend time and space to their liking. Unlike all other interviews you may or may not have been in, this will be different. Who knows what you will be doing in the interview room, it varies from interviewer to interviewer. You may have to battle Romans, Knights, Confederate Soldiers, Nazis, or even aliens in the future (remember, time and space bending). If you are to survive one night battling any enemy of the interviewers choice, then congratulation! You now have a job at Abercrombie. You homo.
2007-03-13 10:43:36
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answered by Anonymous 2
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ask for an application, fill it out, and turn it in. Sometimes if they find particularly good looking people they will just ask you if you want a job, other than that you just have to ask for an application.
2007-03-13 10:24:13
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answered by MeghanGene 2
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As long as your white. good looking and easily manipulated, then you should have no problem getting a job there.
2007-03-13 10:18:03
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answered by Anonymous
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apply online..im pretty sure they hire people who sport their clothing..and as everyone else has been saying..you have to be good looking
2007-03-13 10:24:27
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answered by blahblahblah21 3
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Um can you walk?? Well that's pretty much it.
2007-03-13 10:17:44
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answered by Anonymous
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well I'm guessing you have to be good looking to get one there....and that's about it.
2007-03-13 10:18:16
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answered by Anonymous
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