I need a good laugh.
2007-03-13 07:25:00 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I accidently fisted myself
2007-03-13 07:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
2007-03-13 07:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by ThinkaboutThis 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well Garrrrrrlie Sarge!!, Gomer Pyle.
2007-03-13 07:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by D W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Article about Weasles and Jeopordy.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/jeopardy_viewer_had_no_idea
2007-03-13 07:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by David A 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Razzamafraggginslugginplaytupussinslug!
DadgumminBLAAAAH! (it's what the dad in "A Christmas Story" says while "swearing"...I love that guy!). Watch the movie if you need more laughs.
2007-03-13 07:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by SieglindeDieNibelunge 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
George W Bush is the greatest world leader in history!
2007-03-13 07:28:54 · answer #6 · answered by tom2day 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
one bright day in the middle of the night,two dead boys got up to fight,back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other,a deaf policeman heard the noise,came and shot the two dead boys,if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man;he saw it to.
2007-03-13 07:29:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just remember what the blondes headphones say. Breathe in Breathe out.
2007-03-13 07:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I got stains on my birthday suit so I decided to wear it inside out. I hope it doesnt bother anyone. I wore my best tie!
2007-03-13 07:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by AVATARD 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cats rule, dogs drool.
2007-03-13 07:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tapioca tastes good when you eat it off a rabbit
2007-03-13 07:27:49 · answer #11 · answered by Miss Lady 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋