Is there such a thing as "the homosexual agenda"?

Question

Doesn't every group of people in America have just as much right as others have, to seek to infuence legislation?

Have any homosexuals ever sought to do anything that would infringe on your liberties or prevent you from living your own life in your own chosen way?

Or are homosexuals inherenlty evil persons who should not exist? Were the Nazis correct in sending them to the death camps?

Were the English authorities correct in sending Oscar Wilde to prison for a year, which resulted in his writing "The Ballad of Reading Gaol"?

Should homosexuals be forced to submit to hormone treatmnet to try to "convert" them to becoming "straight"? Should they be sent to re-education camps?

Answer 1

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 400 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.


8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.


8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.


8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.


8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.


8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.


8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.


9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.


9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."


10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).


10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.


11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.


12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.


12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.


1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.


2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.


3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.


4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.


4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.


6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.


6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.


10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.


12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

Answer 2

I believe that as a group, gay and lesbian groups are working very hard to obtain equality. If this is an agenda, so be it. I believe the the fundamentalist Christian right is the group that came up with this term, in order to spread fear that we were trying to get special rights, and the ability to recruit children.

Every minority group of people in America fights very hard for equality. The people in power fight very hard not to "lose" some of that power. It is sad that they do not realize that if we all have equality, then everyone will be happier.

Answer 3

I think that everyone needs to try to understand everyone else. I may not agree with something somebody is or does, but I can understand their ideas. We all need to become more tolerant to what others want in life. For myself as a gay man to say I think straight people need to be fixed do to the over production of offspring whould be totally wrong for me to say. Just like someone should never tell me that I need to convert to being straight. This is what being human is all about, if we were all the same than who gets to be themselves.

Answer 4

It's all a question of tolerance. Fundamentalists do not support homosexuals, but not only that, they refuse to tolerate their existence. Homosexuals do not support fundamentalists (then again I'm not sure I would support a system that would hate me), but then tend also to not tolerate the fundamentalists' (a large group) influence on society through politics, which, according to the Harold Lasswell can be simply defined as "Who gets what, when and how."

Hence, it's really a battle of whose "what, when and how" is more correct.

Answer 5

I think everyone has an agenda of some kind. Christian fundamentalist want their silly little ideas to become the basis for laws in the country and invasion of the rest of the world. Many gay people seem to want people to tolerate them despite the fact that they are pushy and intolerable (I'm gay, BTW). That said, no one is inherently evil; that's just taking the easy way out of a confrontation due to a prodigious lack of reasoning ability. Of course the English authorities were incorrect; and it's been proven that "reparative therapy" does more harm than good.

Cheers.

Answer 6

To answer your question, and ignoring the bigoted part - which I realize may have been said in the sense of irony or sarcasm - no, there is no such thing as "the gay agenda."

The correct term is "fighting for equal rights for all."

People are born LGBT or straight. This does not change, nor is it a "choice." Neither inborn, natural sexual orientation is more "right" than the other. They are just different from each other.

Answer 7

The homosexual agenda: To be treated like everyone else

Have you seen the movie "But I'm a Cheerleader?" It's about a re-education camp....very funny

Answer 8

If there is an agenda, I don't remember voting on it or being given a copy before the next meeting. Or being told when and where we're meeting. Am I just out of the loop?

Answer 9

Yes, I was on the committee to write it.

A group of Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, Intersex, and Questioning Individual and our Allies in Houston, TX got together and we wrote it.

http://www.houstonglbtcommunitycenter.org/join.htm

Answer 10

you know, i could launch on an extensive tirade about narrowmindedness.
but i'd like to say this:
there are bigger things in this world to worry about than gay people taking over.
worry about friggin george dubja takin over for christ's sake!
leave them in peace. they are not the ones beating the crap out you for being different. you arent losing your job cause you are different. you arent being raped cause someone recons there's something wrong with you cause you dont like 'normal' sex.
really.
homophobia is a very nasty, insecure little midset.

Answer 11

Yes, I am leaving work at 2:15 to go to the doctors

then I have to run my husband to the next town over and pick up his car

then I have to make dinner and my daughter and her boyfriend are coming over to watch Idol!