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I WAS AT THE MALL AND STUFF AND I WAS ALL THIRSTY SO I WAS LIKE HEY LETS GO GET SOME JAMBA JUICE SO MY FRIENDS WERE ALL ALRIGHT SO WE ALL WALKED TO THE FOOD COURT AND MY STOMACH WAS ALL BUBBLY CAUSE' I HAD SOME PIZZA AND SOME LOADY CHEESY TACO NACHO GRANDE MELTY CRUNCHY SPICY CHIPS FROM THIS RESTURANT AND I WAS LIKE LET ME GET MY BOOST SO I GOT MY JAMBA AND I LEFT IT ON THE TABLE TO GO # 2 , RIGHT? AND I COME BACK AND MY JUICE IS GONE SO I WAS LIKE HEY! WHERE IS MY JAMBA? AND MY BUD WAS ALL I DUNNO? SO I WAS LIKE HEY! WAS DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE MANGOS AND SHE WAS LIKE THE GUM!? HER BREATH SMELT LIKE GARBAGE WATER BEFORE WE GOT OUR JAMBAS SO I KNEW THAT WAS A LIE SO I WAS ALL LIKE GIVE ME MY JAMBA! AND SHE WAS ALL I DUN HAVE IT! SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVS! I SMELLED HER BREATH IT DIDNT SMELL LIKE POO WATER IT SMELT LIKE FRESH JAMBA! SHOULD I LIKE DROP HER AS A FRIEND? WHAT SHOULD I SAY, WHAT DO I DO??!!!

2007-03-13 07:21:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

14 answers

Go with your friend to the Jamba juice stand and order something chocolate and thick... then say you have to go to the bathroom again and take the drink with you... squirt your taco-chowder liquid poop in the cup and cover it back up. Then go back to your table and set it down. Next, tell your friend that you're hungry and ask her to watch the table while you go up and order...

2007-03-13 07:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by DarkLord_Bob 3 · 1 1

The juice is a minor issue - obviously you can buy another. The bigger problem is your friend who is obviously a liar and a thief. You now have to decide whether you want a so-called "friend" who is dishonest and untrustworthy...

I personally don't have friends who would do something like that, and if they did and wouldn't own up to it, they would no longer be friends.

2007-03-13 07:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok let your friend know that IF she did take it do not do that again cause you do have trust issues right now.....Watch her but if she's a real good friend let it go it's not like she dogged you or something.....
It was not fair for her to say that but is it worth a friend ship??

2007-03-13 07:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn l 2 · 0 0

Dont drop her as a friend just tell her to buy her own stuff from now on and youll be madder next time!!!

2007-03-13 07:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Butterfli a 2 · 0 0

You seem really upset ... So, if a person robs you and lies to you, is that person worth of your friendship? My answer is :NO, drop her as a friend forever!

2007-03-13 07:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Vesna G 5 · 0 0

maybe she was broke and couldn't buy her own.. just tell her that it is not that big of a deal and that she owes you one... just watch your stuff if she comes over or you are around her.. if your that upset let her know.. if she still lies just forget about her..

2007-03-13 07:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by charma694u 2 · 0 0

about 2 words into that i wanted to tell you to shutup...same goes for at the end

2007-03-13 07:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by blah 2 · 2 0

Make her $$$ next time!!

2007-03-13 07:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by rhonda_seiler 6 · 0 0

Eat her out to get some o' that mango goodness back.

2007-03-13 07:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

LOL...this is the funniest story I've heard all day!!!

2007-03-13 07:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 1 0

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