What worked for me was I told them Hang 'em ALL!! They Are ALL GUILTY !! ALL the JEWS.. CHINKS, WAPS, COMMIES,, JAPS, RUSKIES, ****- ROES, SPICKS, CHARLIES, TURKS,, BLIMEY-BLARNEYS,, MORMONS,, KKK, NEW- WORD -ORDER, REPUBLICANS, CHEESE HEADS, CZECS, JOHN BIRCHERS, any Member of BILDERBERG/FREE-MASONS. MEMBERSofTHE SKULL and BONES SOCIETY, Every who can Spell:BOHEMIAN GROVE, anyone whose NAME, sounds like,closely spelled,or simular toBUSH, ARE ALL GUILTY HANG 'em ALL.. ANYONE who Tries to TELL The TRUTH, GIVE 'em THE CHAIR... When I say that to JURY Recruiters, I Go where Can I Sign-Up ?? THEY SAY We'll get back to You on That WORKS EVERY TIME !!
2007-03-13 07:41:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Tell them you are a member of the Fully Informed Jury Association and you believe strongly in the right of jury nullification. You will be out of there quicker than you can spit.
www.fija.org
2007-03-13 07:59:13
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answered by jurydoc 7
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Do it while trials and stuff are still open to the public, gitmo doesn't allow public scrutiny.
You can tell your grandkids that Public Trial with a jury of peers in an open court of Justice was once the law, then watch as they are detained and held without charges,warrant or reason for perpetuity.
I do not like what us American are allowing to happen to suspects. That Canadian man was treated pretty bad, and our Governent is what treated him wrong.
2007-03-13 07:32:27
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answered by Anonymous
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The best excuse is "I already served and you cannot call me again until _______ (fill in the blank)." In some jurisdictions, you cannot be called and serve or be dismissed more than once in a certain time period, say 12 months.
I would go and get it over with. The you are free and clear for a while.
2007-03-13 07:54:53
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answered by EthanHunt 3
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That you'd like to give up your citizenship and move to another country where they don't have trial by a jury of your peers.
2007-03-13 07:24:36
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answered by mattzcoz 5
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You can't afford to miss the days at work. Or say that you are too sick. anyway that sucks that you have to do jury duty sorry.
2007-03-13 07:29:22
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answered by Sabrina J 3
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You're dead.
Seriously, most state statutes list what the grounds are for being excused.
2007-03-13 07:26:13
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answered by Anonymous
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When the lawyers are asking you questions say things like, "I am prejudice against all people." or just talk to and answer yourself...
2007-03-13 07:35:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Tell them you know the plaintiff, and your opinion would be biased.
2007-03-13 07:29:18
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answered by mbmixer_the_rj 2
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Just do it . You might learn something.
2007-03-13 07:26:15
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answered by mnwomen 7
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