ive been cheating on my wife for about a year now and i think she's on the trail of catching me, how do i avoid this? i need tips on not getting caught, she's found lipstick on my shirt and she smells perfume on me when i come home from work1, how do i not get caught?1
2007-03-13 06:49:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Ugh...why don't you save your wife the trouble and just get a divorce! Trying to figure out ways that ur wife won't catch you cheating...you are horrible!...I can't stand cheaters in general but when you are married! It doesn't get any worse...obviously you don't love your wife so just get a divorce so she doesn't have to deal with an a** ho*e like u for a husband. Ppl like u make me sickkkkkkkk
2007-03-15 19:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by *Mariah* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really should not put this out there but yeah you asked so here is how you make it happen. 1st and most important is allow your wife to assume she knows you and how you operate; this gives her a sense of control in the relationship, but at the same time reduces her attention to detail which is what you want. 2nd is the choice in the woman you are messing around with, the best choice is always a woman with as much to lose as you do, she will go the extra mile to think of any little things you may have missed, on the flip side if you mess with a woman with nothing to lose she will eventually catch feelings and you will have a big problem, because she is going to try and become #1 trust me. 3rd never lie to the woman you are messing with, know I love you, know what if’s, and know if I had met you sooner, keep everything real time, the key is for her to see you as a sex outlet only, nothing more nothing less. Lastly keep know e-mail, phone numbers, don’t start wearing anything new, play it as close to normal as possible, no hotel rooms on the credit cards, make sure your wife is accountable for your time down to the last second and never forget to keep it strictly about sex and nothing more.
Side note, fresh nutz are a dead give away, so run a few laps around the parking lot before you return home, salty nutz help :lol
Sorry Ladies
2007-03-13 07:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The question i have for you is. Why do you want to hurt your wife? Why do you want to be so cruel? Does she not love you? How would you feel, if she was doing it? If she hasn't already started, since she knows you are? Its just a matter of time now. Your fu********d.
If you know what i mean. If you loved your wife, you wouldn't of done it in the first place.
Your on your own. Can't stop, what already heading in your direction. You best start thinking ,about what you are going to do,when she does find, proof !
Instead of worrying about , how you are going ot get out of it.
I'm sure she will make you pay one way or the other. You better start kissing a******* real quick.
2007-03-13 07:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHAT!! you need tips on how NOT to get caught? How stupid are you?? She already knows.Take it from me (ive been there) your gona get caught, and when you do, the **** will hit the fan!! You are risking your life as you know it. If you love your wife then end it NOW. She deserves better than that. I really hope there are no kids involved?Put your efforts into your relationship with your wife and not this other woman.
2007-03-15 06:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by Freckles2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just tell her that you need some space, a little time to yourself to collect your thoughts and get your mind right. If she asks you why you need the space just say that you've never had a chance since age 19 to be by yourself and you really need to sort things out.
The next step is to find the perfect tart who is ready to have an open relationship so that you can get your freak on with her. Can find lots of them on match.com, never too late to hook up with a lover's lane hoochie from adultfriendfinder or eroticy.com. Set up a fictitious email account or two and tell the little misses that it's strictly for business and no one will access it but for business purposes. No phone calls, no text messages and no pictures and you should be ready to head to lover's lane free to indulge your lusts with the hoochie du jour...
2007-03-13 07:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by rashawn4u2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be a little more careful when you're shagging the other woman, I guess. Take a shower afterward so she doesn't smell the perfume or the hootenanny juice. Delete your cell phone inbox (received calls) and pay cash at the motel.
2007-03-13 06:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by pokecheckme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How dare you ask a question like this! Instead of cheating on your wife why don't you just get a divorce so you can set her free from you possibly giving her a sexually transmitted disease...oh and free her up so she can find a real man (NOT YOU!!!) that will not cheat on her and will devote ALL OF HIS LOVE to her...while you are devoting LUST on other women and possibly getting a sexual disease from them....I have NO RESPECT for you or anyone who cheats and does nasty things like this while they are "supposalby being trusted" by their spouse! SHAME ON YOU!!
2007-03-13 08:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, you'll eventually get caught. What you're doing is dishonest and in time she'll find out. Then imagine the hurt you will have caused.
2007-03-13 06:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by Debbie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You stud you. Tell your wife how much you love her and that she is pretty. Do some small things for her. Bring her flowers. Get her accustomed to your love. Then go out and bone whoever you want. Wrap your wife around your little finger. She is probably doing it to you so who cares right..........in fact, i got her now in my bed.
2007-03-16 14:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by mudslog 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think this is something you can aviod.You're caught already,because GOD sees what you're doing.Make no mistake you're going to go down as a lier and a cheater!
2007-03-13 07:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by sharon j 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋