i was thinking it would be kinda funny if i were to play a prank on my wife for our anniversery, she usually has a midnight walk, so i was thinking i could rape her and i would record it and show it to her later and we could laugh about it, i mean we've been married for a long time, or should i just pretend to be abusive, u know come home from work drunk one night and beat her? which prank should i preform, our marrige is solid, so she wont divorce me... i wont let her divorce me..... because if she does.... well that would make me angry....
2007-03-13 06:40:48 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Sure why not? The worst thing that will happen is she takes it the wrong way, calls the cops & they throw you in jail & then you'll be the one getting pranked..... right in your booty hole.
2007-03-13 06:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
WOW, um Id say the drunk coming home, could lead into bad bad things, I mean what if you had a bad day at work, over drank and went a little to far. The stalker on the midnight walk would be interesting, however, both of these could seriously cause tramatic effects on her. Unless you are able to kinda of give her a hint in some way. Like bring up an example, such as, "What if you were walking..." kinda of feel her out. Otherwise ask her to marry you again or something safe.
2007-03-13 06:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
without judging you I am going to go on a limb and say I think I know where your comming from.
Some woman (not all) like the feeling of being a vitim without really being one. If you wife is wanting a little bit of an adventure I think it might be fun.
BECAREFUL doing this is public you could get arrested, how about wait until she comes back home opens the door and then make sure she sees you, and then proceed, so she knows it was set up.
I have known couples to do something like this, but it was planned and talked about before hand. There were rules and restrictions each person put in.
I would arrange it with her, maybe not tell her exactly WHEN but discuss it with her first. SHE may not be into it ya know. Then you would have a law suit on your hand
2007-03-13 06:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Mr. listen it's up to you if you follow my advice well heregoes there are times when we are sure that our prank woldn't hurt anyone but mostly we are wrong and something disastrous happens and we realize it after it's over and then cry lateron. Even if you are sure don't do it can get you in jail if you rape but suppose if someone catches you and then you are history. So plz don't such a step which can make you cry lateron, rest is up to you!
2007-03-13 06:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mystery Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An attitude like that, and we're supposed to believe someone would marry you? ROFLMAO!
If there were a shred of truth to your fable, I'd suggest your 'wife' get counseling for her low self esteem. Nobody with any self respect would tolerate the kind of attitude you pretend to have.
You trolls really are amusing once in a while...
2007-03-13 06:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rape? Beating? Won't let her? you angry? Do you even listen to yourself? You need help! I feel sorry for your wife. You have all these thoughts and she don't even know what you think of her. I'm surprised you had stayed married. Look for help before you regret something buddy.
2007-03-13 06:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have known at least one girl who was into that kind of thing. That's pretty far out though. Better be sure she is into it before you try it. I did something similar to my wife and it's an ongoing joke. Every morning I wake up before she does, stand on the end of the bed, and scream "I HATE YOUR F**KING GUTS!" Then we laugh and go on our way to work. Good Luck.
2007-03-13 06:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly- if you are serious then this needs to be reported. That is awful!! Not to mention illegal. I don't care how long you have been married- There is NOTHING funny about these statements. If I were her- I would get out as fast as I could!!
2007-03-13 06:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude! Rape is not funny... neither is abuse. I am sure she would not be pleased to have either as her anniversary gift. Nothing wrong with a little role playing... just as long as she knows she is playing.
2007-03-13 06:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by VMSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since your marriage is solid enough for you to even think of the "pranks" and to seek the opinion of one and all about it, I would suggest not to make your marriage liquid by playing the pranks. No, don't do it.
2007-03-13 06:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sabya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
neither one of them sounds particulary funny, and actually sound very cruel. A prank is something that she would find funny once she realizes it's a joke, (like replacing all her underwear in her drawer with crotchless panties), what you have planned is just mean.
2007-03-13 07:05:50 · answer #11 · answered by kerfitz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋