Just suped up my 98 Geo Metro. Got supercharger, spoiler to push the back of my car to the pavement during high acceleration conditions (which will be often), carbon fiber hood to lighten the load, and huge exhaust to allow my exhaust to flow more freely increasing my HP yet again. Cost me about 10 grand but it's going to be priceless when I look at you above my sunglasses, smile with my frosted tips and earring, and give you the middle finger as you eat my dust. MOVE, YOU HEAR ME?
2007-03-13 06:31:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
There isn't one word that you have written that can be taken seriusly. You must be fourteen and a dreamer. Lets start with that 1300 cc 3 cylinder engine with a freeflowing exhaust. You want to go up against my 6 liter 8 cylinder engine. I am putting out 550 HP from a Turbo Charged Diesel. You have the potential with your supercharger, etc. of maybe 200. You have a carbon fiber hood to lighten the load? The whole damn Geo weighs the same amount as my 37x17x 10 wheels and tires on my F350 crewcab.
What you will see is the rear bumper of a big lifted 4x4 spewing out B80 biodiesel all over your little toy car.
Oh, and by the way. My tips are not frosted and my ear ring is on my hose dude!
I cannot eat your dust because you cannot even create any.
And if you really spent ten grand on a Geo Metro engine, than you have an IQ of about seven.
2007-03-13 06:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by yes_its_me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! You idiot! That spoiler will do more harm than good on a Geo Metro. Geo Metros are Front-Wheel Drive, so putting a spoiler on the car will only increase load on the rear of the car, therefore decreasing the load on the front and the drive wheels, therefore slowing acceleration times. Spoilers only work on Rear-Wheel Drive and All-Wheel Drive vehicles. That carbon fibre hood gives the same affect, and a huge exhaust won't do that much on such a tiny engine. Even the supercharger was a mistake, as it decreases power at the top end. A turbocharger would have been a much better idea (which is why 4-Cylinder vehicles, like your Metro, often use a turbocharger instead of a supercharger for better performance).
Thanks a lot for the laugh! I could easily beat your pitiful little machine, even with my (also somewhat pitiful) Rear-Wheel Drive Geo Tracker, especially if I push your tiny little insect of a car off the road first! Then, I can look back on your car (if I can even see it still) and laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha!
2007-03-13 06:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I spent less than $5600 on my Pinto in high school and I got over 450hp from the 2.3L motor. Lasted me 34000 miles without a flaw (except 6 miles to the gallon if I was nice) till I sold it before I went in the Air Force.
Why a Pinto?
How would you feel if a Mustang beat you? You'd be ok because it's supposed to be.
Now...How would you feel looking at the back of a disappearing Pinto while your gas pedal is on the floor?
2007-03-13 06:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congrats! Now it has 110 horse power! What's that noise? Oh no! The engine exploded! Why would a 3 cylinder explode!? Oh right! It's an econobox 1.0 liter! Hurray for logic!
2007-03-13 06:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude thats awesome. but i got something better.
i just strapped rockets to my rollerskates, the power to weight ratio is amazing, i havnt gone to the track yet, but i bet my 0-60 time is easily 0.5 sec, 1/4 has got to be in the low 7s. i have to make sure and wear my hat backwards (it acts as a spoiler that way) and have on my carbon fiber frame shades (aerodynamic, lightweight, and major pimpin). so eat MY dust.
2007-03-13 06:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by nissx240 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I will be laughing at your car so hard I wont be able to push the gas pedal. Quickest way to tell an idiot by their car,is somone who puts a rear wing on a front wheel drive car.(and spends all that money on a GEO)
2007-03-13 07:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by T B 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No,because I have a 74 Chevelle.
2007-03-13 06:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by moebiusfox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking forward to meeting you at the impound yard. Bring cash, proof of ownership, proof on insurance, and your license.
2007-03-13 06:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wasted a bundle on a shitty *** car that will last about 800 more miles the way you drive it....
BTW- dont brag its one of the seven deadly sins.
2007-03-13 06:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by bpop7ole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because i love my car and i am not going to risk anything happening to it racing you. but i may give you a lift to the impound.
2007-03-13 06:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by lady_ebs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋