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plug your **** into a socket

2007-03-13 06:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

I hope you are talking about the pink lightbulbs on my page, gorgeous George! Because I have fallen in love with a washer and dryer, clothes pins and laundry soap.

2007-03-13 06:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ღ.:FarAwaY:.ღ♥ 4 · 0 0

Is it the pink one? Please don't say it's the pink one. Because I've had a major crush on the pink one for years now only to experience the on again off again thing. It's not easy being in love with a lightbulb.

And did reporter girl really report you for this question? Giminy crickets. I hope that was really a joke. Bad joke, but preferable to really reporting you.

2007-03-13 07:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Goddess T 6 · 0 0

You turn the light off, unscrew the lightbulb, put your finger in the socket, then turn the light on.

2007-03-13 06:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The lightbulb represents a bright idea, so run with it!

2007-03-13 09:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Carl 7 · 0 0

Put the lightbulb down and step away. You know that's illegal, right? Or immoral? Anyway, it's just plain wrong.

2007-03-13 06:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0 0

Don't worry, light bulb loves never last very long. They tend to burn out pretty quick, and they can be replaced with a simple twist of the wrist. Good luck...

2007-03-13 06:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0 0

Eat it. Or, a less painful thing, replace it, or if you cannot bear to take it out, go into therapy. Waves hands arounds like a hypnotist,Remember, the phyciatrist is your friend, he/she wants to help you, tell your problems to the phyciatrist, they will help you. Puts a swirly hipnotic thing in front of you. Now, give me 1000 chocolate pies.

2007-03-13 06:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love affairs with lightbulbs always burn up fast. Just give it some time.....

2007-03-13 06:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 0 0

If it's an energy saving bulb, you can stay turned on for 5 times longer without the same drain on your energy levels

2007-03-13 06:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol go take a dump ull fall in love w/ the toilet and plus shes much better company than a light bulb

2007-03-13 06:04:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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