To all you men out there: what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Answer 1

One night in college my friends pulled the most embarrassing prank on me. I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, "MMMMMMMMMM!" They said that it was time for my birthday present. They then took out a little black dress. When I realized what they were planning to do I shook my head and mmmmmmmmphed like crazy. But it was no use, they forced me into the dress. They then tied my hands and feet together so I couldn't take it off. I felt completely humiliated and helpless as they carried me through the dorm like this. They then layed me on the counter in the lobby and said they'd be back in the morning. I stuggled but it was no use, I couldn't move or talk, and the counter was too high. I had to lay there and wait for help. I pleaded with people for help as they walked by, I struggled and mmmmmmphed. But they just laughed. My friends came back in an hour. By then a crowd had gathered, having fun at my expense. I had no choice but to lay on the counter, bound and gagged in a dress, as everyone ridiculed me. I began to worry, when people started to talk about taking me outside. My friends then picked me up, and carried me back to my room still tied up. Everyone thought this was hilarious.

Answer 2

Hmm, in the last few years, it'd be this:

My wife and I were going to an IVF (fertility) clinic. On a given day, they retrieve eggs from the female, and the male is sent to a room to produce his sample. On the particular day we were there, there was a city wide power failure. They had some backup power, and were able to do the egg retrieval. But for the guys there that day ... the rest of the building was in pitch darkness. So each of us, one after another, was issued a cup to produce in and a flashlight, and sent off to the room. Cup in one hand, flashlight in the other ... uh ... I seem to be out of hands here.

Answer 3

About 3 years ago my wife and I spent the weekend at her parents house. I used their master bathroom shower since the guest bathroom was in a high traffic area. My wife and I couldn't finish what we started that morning since everbody was waking up, so I figured I'd take care of business myself! After I finished, I turned to see my mother in law staring at me. I jumped back in ebmarassment and she kind of chuckled and said "Too late to be shy now!" It wasn't for another couple of weeks that I realized that she had to have been there a while! But for the rest of the day I couldn't even look her in the eye! Hope she enjoyed the show........

Answer 4

I had this really terrible cold. Runny nose, sneezing, sort of edgy and real wound up and all...

My mom was ironing some clothes and had a cigarette in an ash tray on the table. As I sat there in the chair and started tinkering around with her cigarette... Then she saw me.

She sort of hollered my name scaring me like mad!!!! And the cigarette went right up my nose!

The runny nose put it right out... And I was about three at the time!

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I've had a few women fart in my face on accident.. But that's probably nothing new.

Answer 5

most embarrassing thing to me, was geting caught making out in the middle of a hay field, i laugh my head off now thinking about it, but the farmer went on his merry way with a smile on his face, n left us to it,

Answer 6

was when my pants fell down in the middle of the hallway and everybody seen my barny underpants and every one was laughing at me

Answer 7

When I ran into the wall while I had an erection and broke my nose!!

Answer 8

My first sexual experience was real bad.Almost made it into her but lost control of it enroute.

Answer 9

why should i tell you?