I'm sitting in class right now, and the guy in front of me won't stop farting. It smells like burning peanut butter. I'm about ready to scream, but I don't see any open seats anywhere, and I can't leave. I need the notes for a test on Thursday. What should I do?
2007-03-13 05:44:32 · 7 answers · asked by Ha Ha! 3 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
SenoritaFartsALot here to save the day! Listen up sweetheart, and you listen up good! What you are going to do, is you are going to send an anonymous note around that classroom of yours that says:
"My farts are peanutty,
they smell like Peter Pan
Can you find another seat for the girl who sits behind me-
Before I blow her to Japan!
Now you do that right now, before he sh*ts on you again!
2007-03-13 20:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Senorita Farts A Lot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got any perfume in your purse? Spray a tiny squirt towards him. It will smell a little bit better and maybe he'll even get the hint!
2007-03-13 06:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by Erin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bout not being afraid to speak up. move to another spot . if you are asked , do not fear to speak truth . that the fella stinks and you cant handle it or think.
act out truth in life, and you shall be saved from more then just stink.
2007-03-13 06:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is not much you can do if you can't move. Pull your shirt-blouse-sweater or whatever up over your nose. He might get the hint too. LOL Too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha
2007-03-13 06:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time he does it..yell out..stop farting I can't work!! guaranteed that you'll get the laugh and he'll get embarrased and stop.
2007-03-13 06:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by kiss_me_cold_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does he have a problem, like he cant stop. if not shout at him make him feal like the is a child doing that and he will stop.
2007-03-16 22:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy him some Beano.
2007-03-13 06:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by Don 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋