So, I am thinking of starting one of those books, currently in phase one of it. Getting resources, it is going to be a book about things that make you go W.T.F. If anyone would like to be added to my little bathroom humor book I would gladly except. Of course clean, funny, and somewhat mind blowing.
I would be glad to name your W.T.F. quote. Once I get the the second phase of editing and publishing I will let everyone know. Thanks.!
2007-03-13 05:03:49 · 6 answers · asked by pattiof 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Yes, anything you can think off. I think this would be some excellent humor. Platapus (gross but good)!!!!! hahahahahaaaa
Ideas would include but not limited: things someone did that left you scratching your head. Stories that just make everyone laugh, someones pure stupidity, ingnorance, things that are occuring in your everyday life that make you think...W.T.F. all ideas are welcome, I would surely use things that are not crude or rude. I would list yahoo answers as my resource. Thanks again!
2007-03-13 05:15:15 · update #1
Like...Did you know the platypus reproduces and defecates out of the same orifice? That kind of stuff?
2007-03-13 05:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this: CNN ran a story a little while ago in which a small plane crashed. The anchor said that there was only person on board, probably the pilot. W.T.F.?
Also: (an excerpt from my livejournal) On the first day of class (Critical Reading for College) the instructor gave us a test to make sure we were all on a 12th grade reading level. I began to wonder if I had inadverdently signed up for a remedial class, because duh, this is college. Shouldn't you be at least as smart as a 12th grader to even get in?
W.T.F.? And the sad part is, it wasn't remedial. And people *did* test out of the class.
2007-03-13 05:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does the Santa in the malls volenteer to have little kids sit on his lap? I find it child- predetor like and keep my friends away from them....(sorry if you have been one of them before. I know I have issues)
An electric train ran down its track going 70 miles per and hour. Each cart holds 12 people, and there are 90 carts in all minus twelve carts of coal. If this is going Norwest at 15 miles per and hour when it reaches the river, what direction is the steam going in?
Answer: This is an electric train, so there isn't any steam or coal needed...=D
2007-03-13 05:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by LadyDragonRider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there. Sounds like fun and I do have a bathroom--funny. But how would I get paid? Do you share the roalitys?
2007-03-20 17:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should change your approach of just written humor, to include photos that speak "WTF" for themselves. They're much funnier.
I have several hundreds of those, and since they've been on the internet, they're public domain.
Let me know if you're interested in any of them.
People are not so much interested in reading jokes and funny stories as they are in seeing a cartoon, or photo, that says it all instantly.
you can email me at nova_starr@msn.com
2007-03-20 15:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by nova30180 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U mean like the guy I watched eat himself up? I could never prove it, though, because he threw up!
2007-03-20 20:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by LELAND 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋