If a cow turned blue on Tuesday would diamonds taste like chocolate!!!?

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If a cow turned blue on Tuesday would diamonds taste like chocolate!!!?

Just thought I'd ask a random question because those of you with a sense of humor come up with the most amusing answers...
Gotta love a good sense of humor!!

2007-03-13 04:47:52 · 2 answers · asked by Peta G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture

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No....diamonds only taste like chocolate on Thursdays and Saturdays. Orange cows, however, will give diamonds a
coffee flavor on Tuesdays. And the red cows, of course, give all gemstones a pizza flavor on all days.

2007-03-13 04:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by tandkalexander 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Yes, but only if the rabbit saw it's shadow on the preceding Saturday.

2007-03-13 12:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋