Mine was:
"Pizza? Or Chicken Pie? Let me know. And your nan was nagging me about mothers day"
2007-03-13 04:43:49 · 24 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mine was: "Wow I can't believe its really that big, I thought all the other girls were winding me up"
2007-03-13 04:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My last txt message was a joke. An Irish woman was admitted to hospital today after having phone s-x. Doctors managed to remove 2 nokias 3motorolas and 1 samsung, no sieman was found.
2007-03-13 11:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UR back then how was the park? did the baby feed the ducks? whats for tea + have u sorted sunday out x x
2007-03-13 11:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by Fuzzy Donna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rude joke: singa songa s******s, f***y fulla crabs, 4 &20 blackheads, twice as many scabs. When they all pop open, the crabs begin to sing wasn't that a manky m***e. Try and work it out. lol
2007-03-13 11:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats up my skirt too just for fun im singing in sign language too....you know that song that goes i like to touch myself on a double Decker bus tra la la la la
2007-03-13 13:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by emma b06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"phone missed delvery they left a mob num 2 ring to get it wht shal i do ring it tb x"
My mother in law does not know how to spell or use punctuation evidently.
2007-03-13 12:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a reminder to attend the dietician tomorrow.
2007-03-14 07:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want I'll show you
Have an elderly gentleman that has the hots for me and he scares the hell out of me LOL
2007-03-13 12:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by live life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Bloody pc! Grrr, I jiggled n wriggled evrthn but it wont work. come n fix 4 me plse. Love u lots n lots Kev xxx'
2007-03-13 12:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Sweetie I hope ur ok c u @ playtime love you xxx
2007-03-13 11:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Squirrel ♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋