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my son was looking at the sunset once in panama city and said "the view is fu*king awesome"

2007-03-13 04:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by jacemo 6 · 4 0

My cousin, when he was about 8 or 9 years old, we were all standing in a line at Six Flags waiting to get on a ride. He was standing there and all of the sudden says, I know what I want to be when I grow up. We all look at him thinking, oh this is going to be good. So my Mom goes, oh really, what do you want to be Phillip? He responds by saying, well I either want to be a lock smith, or a proctalogist, because either way, you are dealing with a$sholes. It was soooo funny, but everyone around us was looking at us like we were terrible people, it was good though.

Another time my 3 year old niece was in her little cozy coupe car, yelling 'beep beep f*ck you!'

2007-03-13 04:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

At a card game once a little girl said with a big smile and all cheerful that she loved to watch her Mom and Dad have sex she was about 10.

2007-03-13 04:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When I was a Big Brother my kid had some issues pulled out a really really hard core porn mag. It made me really uncomfortable asked him if his mother knew he had it. He said oh yes sure she does never went back. Lots of trouble from Big Brothers Big sisters. However thats better than jail!!

2007-03-13 04:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Once while sitting at lunch at work a student told the female teacher sitting next to me that she needed to get L*** so she would not be so mean and nasty. He was 11 years old at the time.

2007-03-13 04:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

My niece embarrassed me when a very good vriend of mine from abrad visited my house and she bahaved like she was having the devil inside her and she looked very uneducated... I hated her that day eventhough she was only 3 years old

2007-03-13 04:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Pearl 5 · 2 0

LOL my Daughter likes to moon me..and get naked and run about..she doesn't care who's house she's at, she's getting naked. I'm going to have to break her of that.

Oh yeah she also said "Nick..Larry's Beating Mommy's As-" when my friend was beating me in a video game..

2007-03-13 04:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 · 2 0

My ex's brother had a kid that when he was 3 years old would say "mama get in the kitchen. Me and daddy have to cruise for some ho's"

They thought it was adorable. I did not agree.

2007-03-13 04:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jen F 5 · 3 1

I was working my garden last Summer and my nephew age 6 was with me. I was burning up about to die so I said "This is bullsh!t, it is too hot out here for this". We went inside and his Mom asked if he was having fun and he said "Bullsh!t, too hot"

2007-03-13 04:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 3 0

My daughters and I play a game...it's called.."who's your best friend"..We pick people in the family..It's cute.. My four year old has now decided....Her older sis is her best friend..and I am her LOVER...OMG!! hehehehe!!! Must get her to change those words..lol

2007-03-13 04:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by Valkyrie of Lor 6 · 2 0

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