How many people know that Bill Clinton started the Great Chicago Fire of 1871?

Question

Can you think of anything else he did?

He also had shot the Archduke Ferdinand.

Didn't the Trojan war also start because of him and Monica?

Answer 1

Bill Clinton was the brains behind the attack and sinking of the battleship Maine in Havana Harbor that lead to the Spanish American War in 1898.

Bill Clinton was the lone assassin that took the life of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife,Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg, igniting the flame of the first World War.

He was responsible for the stock market crash in 1929 that lead to the great depression.

In 1933, Bill Clinton appointed Adolph Hitler as Chancellor of Germany.

Bill Clinton invaded Poland without provocation in 1939.

From September of 1940 through May of 1941, Bill Clinton began a strategic bombing campaign against London and other cities in England from , targeting populated areas, factories and dock yards.

On December 7, 1941, Bill Clinton bombed the American naval installation at Pearl Harbor, Oahu, Hawai'i

On August 6, and then again on August 9, 1945, Bill Clinton dropped nuclear bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

In 1948, Bill Clinton fought alongside Egpyt, Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq & Syria against the newly formed nation of Israel.

On June 25, 1950, Bill Clinton invaded South Korea.

Bill Clinton began agressive guerilla tactics in the jungles of Vietnam in 1959, the same year Bill Clinton helped Fidel Castro cease power along side Che Guerra in Cuba.

In 1962, Bill Clinton moved ballistic missles to Cuba

On November 22, 1963, Bill Clinton assasinated President John F Kennedy in Dallas, TX

On April 4, 1968, Bill Clinton shot and killed civil rights leader Martin Luther King in Memphis, TN

On April 8, 1968 Bill Clinton assasinated Presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy in Los Angeles, CA

IN 1972, Bill Clinton led a break-in at the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D.C. The resulting cover-up led to the resignation of President Nixon.

On November 4, 1979, Bill Clinton stormed the United States Embassy in Tehran and took approximately seventy Americans captive

From September 1980 to August 1988, Bill Clinton caused the Iran / Iraq war, each side suffering millions of casualties in the deadliest war since WWI & WII

In 1982, Bill Clinton claimed sovereignty over the Falkland Islands off the coast of Argentina and invaded, causing nearly 1000 casualties.

On October 23, 1983, Bill Clinton bombed barracks in Beruit, Lebanon, housing U.S. and French members of the Multinational Force in Lebanon, killing hundreds of soldiers, the majority being U.S. Marines

In 1987, using bio weapons he received along with training from the Reagan administration, Bill Clinton gassed the Kurds of nothern Iraq, killing an estimated 50 - 100,000 people.

On Sunday July 3, 1988, Iran Air Flight 655 was shot down by Bill Clinton killing all 290 passengers and crew aboard, including 38 non-Iranians and 66 children. Bill Clinton was inside Iranian territorial waters at the time of the shoot-down

August 2, 1990, Bill Clinton invades Kuwait

October 12, 2000, Bill Clinton attacks the USS Cole, docked in Aden, Yemen

September 11, 2001, Bill Clinton simmultaneously flies four American commercial airlines into the WTC, The Pentagon and, possibly the White House or the Capitol Building in Washington DC, at the same time mailing packets of Anthrax powder through the US postal service

Answer 2

You cannot blame Bill Clinton for the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. After all, Clinton was not born until 1946, 75 years after the Great Chicago Fire occured.

Answer 3

Are you conversing with regard to the ''large hearth in chicago'' ? If sooo................ the Chicago hearth replaced into started by way of a cow interior the barn that have been given scared and kicked down a lantern wich started a hearth and killed 3 hundred and left a million,900 homeless. Yup I merely discovered that like 3 weeks in the past!

Answer 4

But he got away with it by Blaming Bush that he kicked the lantern over............oh yeah I forgot the conspiracy theory folks tied Haliburton some how to it, while Murtha called for a complete withdraw from Chicago.

Answer 5

Bill Clinton was not alive in 1871.

Answer 6

FOX News reported that Bill Clinton was a slave owner in Georgia in 1807 and that he gave nukes to the British during the war of 1812.

Answer 7

If there was some way that conservative hate radio could blame the clintons for the fire they would. For all we know they may be planning on doing just that. The sad part is there will be a bunch of idiots who would believe them.

Answer 8

Don't forget the Crimean War and the stock market crash of 1929.

Answer 9

and Bush caused Katrina, and Carter bombed Japan, and Lincoln was the first man on the moon!! And you can trust me because I am George Washington and I never tell a lie.

Answer 10

I'm convinced he started the Spanish Flu in 1918... sick man