I was going thru some things in the bedroom closet last night and I came across a video tape that didn't look familiar. It turns out it was a tape of my wife and my girlfriend having some fun. It was to watch until the part where they started mocking my small package. I was pretty upset with this....so I kept the tape. I think it was pretty insesitive of them to be talking of me like that. Why would they do this to me?
2007-03-13 03:21:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
yes, it's my wife and my girlfriend. we all live together. i was just hurt that they would talk about me like that while they were being intimate without me.
2007-03-13 03:33:29 · update #1
they knew you would find the tape
2007-03-13 03:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, even you hve a good imagination, or you are very lucky to be able to have a wife and a girlfriend that like to eat each other as well… LOL
Anyways, you are not that lucky on the size department for what you say, but hey, if you managed to get two girls, then what is the problem? You gotta be very good at sex with them or you wouldn’t be having a threesome.
I myself have an average size, I don’t consider myself big or anything. My Wife on the other hand loves a big one, but hey, she loves me a million times more enyways, and she is not about to trade. She had some fun before with other guys, and she agreed with me that a regular or small could be better for oral and anal, and we do get into both a lot.
So look at it on the bright side, you have two girls, they make out, and you can probably go very deep in them without hurting them (talking about all three possible “holes”).
If they talked BS about you, whatever, I’m sure you can find some defects on them too. Nobody is perfect. Just buy them a big dildo or something (my Wife loves those) and let them have some fun while you watch.
If you are creative, you can have so much fun! And if it really bothers you, then talk to them and ask them if they have a problem with it, ir if it was just a comment. I am sure it was just that. Still, they will be with their legs open next time you get to the bedroom, right? So who is worried?
2007-03-13 11:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dan D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm confused! Your wife, and your girlfriend, or a friend that is a girl? Either way, what lies between your legs is nothing that your wife or your girlfriend (which ever way you prefer) should be joking about. I honestly can't say why they would joke about it! I guess some females like to get together, and joke about men and their genitals. But, when you get the chance, ask your wife about it. Show her the tape if she plays the amnesia role. But, that's no laughing matter to me!!
2007-03-13 10:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by N0+ 3@$!Ly &R0]{3n 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am thinking If you had a wife and a girlfirend at the same time and you got a little stick and there is a video tape. I be more concerned that it's now on You tube and 2 billion people now know you ain't packing sh#t.
2007-03-13 10:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this question is made up - not very logical.
What are your wife and girlfriend doing hanging out and making a tape?
Do you think two women have nothing better to do than talk about the size of your peanut???
2007-03-13 10:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by Ker Plunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you expect us to address a question like this? This is not only strange, but your just...hell, I don't even know the word for it...
He who has two women in his house is worried about the insults they threw out about your package...when they are apparently more into each other, than you! Thats what I would be worried about...
Maybe thats their goal...to get rid of you...and have each other. I'd be ashamed of myself to have to tell someone that my wife left me for my girlfriend.
But apparently you were wanting something to happen, because your the one that has both under one roof.
How stupid can you be?
2007-03-13 11:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am thinking they aren't really into you. They want each other and maybe you are just the paycheck or something. Because I don't see how a wife would allow something like that unless she wasn't interested in you and wanted another person (a woman). Be careful this situation that you got yourself into, is probably going to bite you in the a$$.
2007-03-13 10:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by Vegas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this may sound strange, but I think they done it because they know that they are in competition of you. I don't think they done it to hurt you unless you all weren't in agreement with the girlfriend husband wife arrangement. Women can be harsh at times.
2007-03-13 10:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dana O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wife...and your girlfriend???? It's no wonder!!! If they are friendly to each other then they are definitely giving sport to your short comings. Since a married man has no legal right to a separate girlfriend, you have no gripe coming to you
2007-03-13 10:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur Wife and girlfriend have tape. and worried about what they say in it. That's not your only prob.
2007-03-13 10:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by kingsgirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why do you have a wife and a girlfriend in the first place.. thats mest up.. you should get those growth pills.
2007-03-13 10:41:03 · answer #11 · answered by Tiffani 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋