while heading to the bathroom?
Wanna by a dead cat?
2007-03-13 02:49:17 · 20 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's just so disgusting!!! I can think of something else that will wake you up faster.....♥
2007-03-13 02:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's not the cat's fault, that's what cats do.
But I can top that. How about stepping on Legos with bare feet in the middle of the night when the kid is screaming from a nightmare? Or stepping in vomited carrots with bare feet in the middle of the night when the kid is behind the door and won't move and is crying and throwing up at the same time, and you can't get the door open?!
The joys of motherhood!
2007-03-13 09:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by mom of 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol....That's funny but very gross. Stepping in something warm and squishy might also wake you up really fast. I did that once, and I was so mad at the stupid cat!!!
I just remembered what happened another night. I had my floor fan running, and I woke up in the middle of the night for something..And I tripped on the fan chord and fell on the group and I was soooo close to putting my hand in a dog's mess. I was soooo lucky my face didn't get in it......
2007-03-13 10:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by Bluie, The Big Plastic Whale? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah, if I actually *hear* the cat before the hairball comes out and have to quick get her outside...from a dead sleep!
2007-03-13 09:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by JenJen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes stepping in dog sh*t in the middle of the night on the way to the can.
2007-03-13 09:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by yuertydef 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, rolling over in your bed in the middle of the night only to find out that your dog has pooped on it, right where you rolled.
2007-03-13 09:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cat just before it hurls up that wet hair ball!
2007-03-13 09:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sitting on the cold potty seat
or worse dropping down into the freezing water in the dead of winter
2007-03-13 09:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,stepping on a plug.
2007-03-13 09:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by wheeliemad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about turning on the light in an unfamiliar place and being greeted by a huge waterbug or rat?
2007-03-13 09:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋