I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great."
I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma`am, perhaps you couldn`t hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane." She still wouldn`t comply.
Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I`m called a queen and I outrank you, *****, so put the tray up!"
2007-03-13 02:37:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Crazy!
2007-03-13 02:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by lilmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me that didn't really happen. It's funny, but there is no way. first a real princess would have been seated with her guards next to her. second is if the princess had ever done any flying, she would have known what to do. But it's a good joke though.
2007-03-13 09:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by ron s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Gotta love the quick witted.
2007-03-13 10:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by just jenn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a folk tale, heard over and over, many times
2007-03-13 09:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by chucknkeith1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I wonder who the girl was. She must have been part of one of those minor royal families, like an African tribe. LOL
2007-03-13 09:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed the first couple of times I heard it.
2007-03-13 10:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by castle h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I like gay flight attendants.
2007-03-13 10:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by Mark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-13 09:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Chocolit B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's entirely too funny! I'm gay and I love it!
2007-03-13 10:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Jay S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I admit it, it gave me a chuckle.
2007-03-13 09:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋