Who can give me the weirdest answer?

Question

where do pineapples grow?

Answer 1

A pine cone falls from a pine tree and bounces over near a Granny Smith apple tree. Later an apple ripens and falls to the ground beside the pine cone. The pine cone then says to the apple "Hey baby, come here often?" The apple is flattered and gigles. Later, after they both sip some apple juice that has fermented, they have a meaningless fling in a Motel 8 where a pineapple is later born.

Answer 2

The Universe, Milky Way galaxy, our Solar System, Earth, North America, Pacific Ocean Island, Hawaii, Pineapple Trees.

Answer 3

That would be in the Great Pineapple Forest on Fantasy Island. But you have to watch out for the Pineapple villagers. If they catch you picking their pineapples they will capture you and make you a target for their Pineapple throwing ritual!

Answer 4

According to "How to Grow the Biggest Pineapples in Less Than 10 Minutes" 1980, Strand Press, London....the publication states that they grow underground only on the South Atlantic island of Murapitanian. They are fed by the unique minute creatures that only exisit here....fasinating facts...

Answer 5

Pineapples don't grow - they materialise through a wormhole. The exit to the wormhole is on the island of Jamaica. No one has risked entering the wormhole as in 1924 there was a note which warned that the supply would stop if anyone tried to enter the wormhole.

Some people have suggested that we are actually supplying our own pineapples from the future.

Answer 6

What a weird question!

How can you not know that the third apostrophe do'es not necessarily sit atop a sullen Mars bar. Else how could the breeze blow east without the absurd assumption that a pineapple is essentially a prickly fruit, grown in the wild tropics of south west Camden, harvested by the third revolution of Jupiter's primary moon? Vital knowledge to the Malaysian Avocado. Swift and dandy.

Answer 7

They don't exactly grow in the conventional sense. They are in fact the fossilised remains of the spined breasts of the little known dinosaur, Aplesaurus. This reptile was alive during the early Jurassic period and is believed to have died out due to the massive explosion caused when the meteor struck the Earth 65 million years ago. The female Aplesaurs had evolved somewhat at this point. Having grown sick and tired of having its breasts groped by the male of the species, it had developed a hard, spiny armour to protect them. Following the explosion, the bodies of the Aplesaurus decomposed as normal, apart from their highly protective breast armour. These fossilised remains are commonly discovered nowadays, and have been termed 'the pineapple'.

Answer 8

On the moon, Then when a comet is passing by, the shockwave shakes the pineapples loose and the fall to earth where they impact so hard they make holes in the ground. Farmers than come and pick them and send them off to the stores.

Answer 9

They were first grown by the wombles of Wimbledon common,
until the wombles were moved on.Its a little known fact that all
the wombles were in fact wanted criminals.They used to run
a car ringing scam before they became TV stars,half of the
crew got nicked for grand theft auto,there was also talk of
prostitution and racketering.They all did a stretch inside
and when they got out, they moved to the indian ocean to
continue growing pineapples.So to sumarise they gave up
there wicked lives and went straight.

Answer 10

The pine bit is grown in vats of disinfectant the apple is extracted from fairground toffee. The two are then mixed together in a cement mixer on a beach in Trinidad, and poured into molds made from the skins of Peruvian hedgehogs.