wat would you do first??

Question

if another country nuked one of our major cities?

Answer 1

If it was around where I lived I would strip naked and face the hot wind. It would be over in a second. If I lived far away I would start locking and loading my guns and gathering all valuables such as food, water, gold etc and hiding it in a safe place. Once the ballon does go up you friends and neighbors can very easily become your enemies.

Answer 2

As an individual citizen there isn't much that I could do. Hope I'm not near the major city, but all you can do is grab your gun and prepare for war.

Answer 3

It seems to take the United States Years to get through all the lies we hear. Assume we will never know who did it. Hate to say it but it probably performed by one of our own.

Answer 4

I would fly around screaming "its an elbow!" Because it doesn't matter who you voted for, the world is f$*#ed. The more you panic, the better things get.

Answer 5

Run around like Chicken Little shouting "The sky is falling... The sky is falling...!!"

Answer 6

Bend over, put my head between my legs, and kiss my a ss goodbye.

Answer 7

Grab my wife for one final roll in the hay... then nuke them back!!!!

Answer 8

Determine exactly what country it was that did such a thing.

Answer 9

i presume you are in america?
hope that the wind blows towards the pacific if you are in new york and towards the atlantic if you are in la

Answer 10

cancel my life insurance.