Barry is not feeling well should i take him to a human doctor or Vet. i am also worried they will take him away and put him in a cage.
2007-03-13 00:01:27 · 8 answers · asked by Richard J 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Warning: If you take him to a vet, he WILL be put in a cage. He'll probably be taken to a zoo where booger-gobbling school kids will stare at him, call him names, and occasionally huck peanuts at him.
My advice is to shave him as thoroughly as you dare, and take him to a human doctor. Most human doctors don't realize that up to 11% of their patients are shaven sasquatches. If they ask for insurance, stomp on his foot. This will enrage him, and he'll begin to destroy their computers with a tree branch. During the mayhem, you can slip out a back door.
2007-03-13 08:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by Ben H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I've learned anything form playing Castlevania, it's that Yetis love curry. I assume that Sasquatch are the same way, so maybe give him some of the spicy Indian dish. if that doesn't work, you could hit him with a whip.
2007-03-13 10:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boil some athelas and apply with a dowsing rod. Use the tricorder you salvaged from the wrecked Antarean saucer you found last week to check his progress. The Health Department of Atlantis will help you with further developments.
2007-03-13 07:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by ExSarge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a Doctor that makes house calls.
2007-03-13 07:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Stan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact William S. Burroughs. He'll know what
to do. Edgar Rice is knee-deep in Tarzana, he
won't know.
2007-03-13 07:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed him a little leprechaun.That should fix him right up.
2007-03-13 07:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a big-foot rub.
2007-03-13 11:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ask the YETI
2007-03-13 07:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by yousuck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋