I came downstairs to find a badger in my kitchen, making a mess of my cereals. I don't know how to get him out and everytime I approach him, he becomes enraged.
Should I -
a. Beat the badger until it leaves
b. Eat the badger
c. Ignore it and let it get on with its business
2007-03-12 23:53:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
charge him rent and slap an asbo in him
2007-03-12 23:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by rykkers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go round the back, open the back door, put some food out there, hope he wanders out to take a peek. Then quickly run out and slam the door.
DO NOT GET BITTEN BY THIS ANIMAL. Badgers have been known to carry rabies and if you are bitten, you take a risk. Even without the rabies, a badger is a fierce animal, so don't muck about with it.
2007-03-13 07:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Co-Op and buy him some more cereals. I hear they prefer Kellogs Frosties.
Only worry if he's foaming round the gob and has a distinct phobia of water.
If you eat it, watch out though, they're full of worms, ticks and fiddly little bones.
But the skin makes great ear muffs.
2007-03-13 06:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have any Rap Music in your home
you might put it on the playa
and kick it up a couple above the 10
Badgers have extremely good taste in music
and he'll be gone before the second course of
" I'm all that and you ain't crap You go to work and I do rap !!"
2007-03-13 07:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Badgers can get vicious and have sharp claws. They can do a lot of damage to you and your furniture if they get upset. Call the RSPCA.
2007-03-13 07:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by KateScot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let it stay and charge him rent. thats what id do. and see if his family of badgers wants to move in to, but tell him he either pays for his own cereal or hes out
2007-03-13 06:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by xxSHORTYxx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A & B, but make sure you start B before it gets to the second part of A.
2007-03-16 07:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just write out the rules and make him sign it like a contract for any room mate..If he cant go by the rules,tell him he has to leave.
2007-03-13 07:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dixie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the RSPCA, badgers are a protected species.
Hit them and you'll be in trouble!!!
2007-03-13 06:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by splandastic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
make it sleep on the couch, or better yet, take it in the bedroom, while your wife sleeps on the couch. Or even tell the wife to take care of it, she sounds like she has the nads in the house.
2007-03-14 20:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by mykd4sound 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Badger him until he leaves.
2007-03-13 07:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by Binky 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋