Looking for really funny modern monologes for a female with a playing age 20-30. It needs to come from a play. Plays suggestions would be fantastic too!!!
2007-03-12 23:39:11 · 8 answers · asked by Rebecca W 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
From A Chorus Line
Character: Val "Dance - 10, Looks - 3"
So, the day after I turned 18, I kissed the folks goodbye, got on a Trailways bus - and headed for the big bad apple.
Cause I wanted to be a Rockette.
Oh, yeah, let's get one thing straight. See, I never heard about "The Red Shoes," I never saw "The Red Shoes," I didn't give a fock about "The Red Shoes." I decided to be a Rockette because this girl in my home town - Louella Heiner - had actually gotten out and made it in New York. And she was a Rockette. Well, she came home one Christmas to visit, and they gave her a parade. A godddamn parade! I twirled a friggin' baton for two hours in the rain. Unfortunately though, she got knocked up over Christmas. Merry Christmas!! - and never made it back to Radio City.
That was my plan. New York, New York. Except I had one minor problem... See, I was ugly as sin. I was ugly, skinny, homely, unattractive and flat as a pancake.
Get the picture? .............. [...]
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Age Range: 20-35
Duration: 0-2 minutes
Monologue Type: Comedic, Contemporary
2007-03-13 00:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by pepper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try any David Ives plays. His stuff is short and absolutly hilarious, but still completely fresh. I would look at his play 'All in the Timing' in that Betty has a hilarious monologue where she flips out on a man trying to hit on her. His plays can be found in almost every book store. Break a leg!
2007-03-14 15:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A french text, by Jean Luc Lagarce :
Les règles du savoir vivre dans la société moderne
2007-03-18 05:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by marie france 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 06:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried Alan Bennet's monologues. He's got a massive range of monologues for male and female of all ages!
2007-03-19 09:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Demeter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Vagina Monologues are hilarious. Also you can find a copy in the "dramatic" section of almost any book store.
2007-03-13 10:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by allycat091 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try Joyce Grenville.Not plays, but hilarious monoloques. Ageless.
2007-03-13 05:35:50 · answer #7 · answered by john u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vagina Monologues.
2007-03-12 23:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋