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come home and write a paper all day--it's due at 7 pm. Definitely cram time---can you provide me with any inspiration or motivation to keep my energy and spirits up and make it through?

2007-03-12 23:03:14 · 2 answers · asked by christina rose 4 in Education & Reference Higher Education (University +)

How sweet of you awana! thanks! :)

2007-03-12 23:32:29 · update #1

2 answers

Hi i wish u success in you exams,
but anyway let me give u a joke to ease the tension

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks
>>past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"
>>
>>
>>
>>The monkey says, "Yu wan some?" So the lizard climbs up and sits
>>next to the monkey and they burn the herb. After a while the lizard
>>says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the
>>river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans
>>over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans
>>too far over, and falls into the river.
>>
>>
>>
>>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to
>>the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" > > The lizard
>>explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a
>>spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall
>>into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he's got to
>>check this monkey out and walks off, where he finds the tree and
>>the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint.
>>
>>
>>
>>He looks up and says "Hey you!"
>>
>>
>>
>>The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de Bloodclaat dis?!......A
>>how much water you drink?!!
>>

good luck ``````

2007-03-12 23:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 0 0

3 more hours to go i see. well gl wit everythin.
ive got a question for u, something to think over lol
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.




Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8
to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drink an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first...
no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If
you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.

2007-03-13 08:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 0 0

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